Plop Trumps
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A well fed hamster
Have you ever wondered if zebra poop is harder than pig plop? Or if doggy doo smells worse than kestrel crud? Of course you have. And that’s why you need Plop Trumps.
As its name (almost) suggests, this ploptastic card game is based on everyone’s favourite game of one-upmanship (yes, that’s a p on the end there). But there’s a radical twist because the cards deal with all kinds of weird and wonderful animal poo. No, really. We’re talking…well, you know.
Zebra mess!
Beautifully photographed and wittily written, each Plop Trumps deck contains 40 info-packed cards, packed with in-crud-ible trivia and, erm, compelling images. Hands up who knew tiger poo was longer than iguana mess? Or that penguin droppings smell worse than python muck? We certainly didn’t. Then again we didn’t realise the average Lemur poo looks like one of Bungle off Rainbow’s fingers. You learn something new every day.
Hmm is this a winning turd?
Each card contains several categories, or scategories, if you will, including: frequency, hardness, length, width, smelliness and yuk factor. There’s also an interesting factoid below each photo. You’ll be gripped by this whole poo-ing malarkey before you can say ‘soft, strong and very long’.
Just like this description (well, ish), Plop Trumps have been carefully written and contain no offensive language, so they’re fascinating and informative for poo-obsessed kids as well as infantile adults.
A brilliantly bleurgh gift with a sheen of scientific respectability, these captivating cards really are the business. So hurry up and get ordering before we run out of excrement-based euphemisms. Outpoo-ing opponents has never been such fun. Oh sugar!
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Product Features:
- Contains 40 playing cards
- Cards contain no offensive language
- Suitable for ages 3+
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A short video of how top trumps work
This video shows Plop trumps and tells you how to play the game
Tom sleet, london
- 24th Sep 2008
Video URL:
http://www.firebox.com/video/1774
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Win With Firebox! Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite photo!
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I got the gist of this game after the TURD time of watching the short clip ! Kenny.
Kenny Thompson, North Wales - Oct '08 |
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