Terry Turtle

Go shove your *&@* up your ***!

Terry Turtle

Go shove your *&@* up your ***!

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We all know there's nothing big or clever about swearing, don't we? Actually, scrub that. It's hilarious, especially when the expletives in question are coming from an arm-waving, head-popping plastic turtle.
Terry Turtle


Ladies and i****s, introducing Terry Turtle. Utterly infantile, this potty-mouthed infra-red reptile is the funniest little s***l w****r we've come across in ages, and we're big fans of Derek and Clive, Richard Pryor and Joe Pesci. (Incidentally, don't bother trying to decipher our Terry-inspired exclamations. His outbursts are so off the wall you'll be here all day).

Terry Turtle

1. Instant Swear Button
2. Speaker
3. Motion Sensor

The concept behind Terry Turtle is p**t w*******y simple: he's preloaded with over 25 forehead-slappingly funny sweary outbursts. Just activate his motion sensor by walking past, waving your hand or sticking two fingers up and you'll hear a shocking random phrase. He's also great for insulting passers-by. G****s!

If motion's not your thing, simply press Terry's switch, located near his s***y s***l. To add to the puerile proceedings, Terry's wobbly head pops up and his arms wave every time he swears.

Terry Turtle

On hand to offend

It's not all g***********y r***e, though, because Terry has a not-so-rude mode and a safe mode for those occasions when the vicar is coming to tea or the chairman of the board is in town.

If you're wondering what Terry is actually for, keep wondering. He's t*****y p*******s. And that's the point. Just put him on your desk and snigger like a b*g g***s b****e as he runs through his sweary repertoire. It's hilarious when the boss walks by. Well, ish.

Terry Turtle
Much as we deplore swearing *they said, looking to the sky and whistling*, we honestly think Terry Turtle is destined to become a cult hero and a best seller to boot. So get a b******g move on or cover your ears. We're seeing stars!

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If you purchase this item with a debit card that is available to under 18s, we may need to contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

  • Motion and button activated swearing
  • Head pops up and arms move from side-to-side when delivering expletives
  • 25 unique outbursts
  • A-bit-less-rude mode
  • Product: 13.5cm (H) x 11.5cm (W) x 8.5cm (D)
  • Packaging: 18cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 13cm (D)
  • Requires 3 x AA batteries - included for demo purposes

Customer Reviews

These look well good, I've just gotta convince my mum because I'm only 12 :) :D.
Tidge - 26th August 2010
This was given to one of my colleagues as a Secret Santa gift last year... when the mood gets really tense in our hectic office we know we can rely on Terry to lighten and ease it!!! I love it so much I finally bought one today!! Can't wait to get it home and watch it wind my daughter up.
Jelz - 6th May 2010
This toy will definitely help me on my quest to be more mature.
Dan Wood - 23rd January 2010
I posted on here earlier, so I don't know if it's alright to write another review... but I ended up buying this and my boyfriend LOVED it. He still hasn't stopped playing with it. It's hilarious and worth its price... I definitely recommend it!
Jules - 19th January 2010
I am so tempted to buy this for my boyfriend for Christmas. It's a combination of his two favorite things- turtles and cursing... We'll see how it goes!
Jules - 3rd December 2009
This has to be the funniest thing I have ever owned! Great for when you nan walks past it! Although, she didnt find it half as funny as I did ;).
Glenn - 26th January 2009