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Terry Turtle

Go shove your *&@* up your ***!

Terry Turtle

Go shove your *&@* up your ***!

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We all know there's nothing big or clever about swearing, don't we? Actually, scrub that. It's hilarious, especially when the expletives in question are coming from an arm-waving, head-popping plastic turtle.
Terry Turtle

Potty-mouth


Ladies and i****s, introducing Terry Turtle. Utterly infantile, this potty-mouthed infra-red reptile is the funniest little s***l w****r we've come across in ages, and we're big fans of Derek and Clive, Richard Pryor and Joe Pesci. (Incidentally, don't bother trying to decipher our Terry-inspired exclamations. His outbursts are so off the wall you'll be here all day).

Terry Turtle

1. Instant Swear Button
2. Speaker
3. Motion Sensor

The concept behind Terry Turtle is p**t w*******y simple: he's preloaded with over 25 forehead-slappingly funny sweary outbursts. Just activate his motion sensor by walking past, waving your hand or sticking two fingers up and you'll hear a shocking random phrase. He's also great for insulting passers-by. G****s!

If motion's not your thing, simply press Terry's switch, located near his s***y s***l. To add to the puerile proceedings, Terry's wobbly head pops up and his arms wave every time he swears.

Terry Turtle

On hand to offend

It's not all g***********y r***e, though, because Terry has a not-so-rude mode and a safe mode for those occasions when the vicar is coming to tea or the chairman of the board is in town.

If you're wondering what Terry is actually for, keep wondering. He's t*****y p*******s. And that's the point. Just put him on your desk and snigger like a b*g g***s b****e as he runs through his sweary repertoire. It's hilarious when the boss walks by. Well, ish.

Terry Turtle
Much as we deplore swearing *they said, looking to the sky and whistling*, we honestly think Terry Turtle is destined to become a cult hero and a best seller to boot. So get a b******g move on or cover your ears. We're seeing stars!

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WARNING:
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE. OVER 18s ONLY

If you purchase this item with a debit card that is available to under 18s, we may need to contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.


Features:
  • Motion and button activated swearing
  • Head pops up and arms move from side-to-side when delivering expletives
  • 25 unique outbursts
  • A-bit-less-rude mode
Dimensions
  • Product: 13.5cm (H) x 11.5cm (W) x 8.5cm (D)
  • Packaging: 18cm (H) x 13cm (W) x 13cm (D)
  • Requires 3 x AA batteries - included for demo purposes