We was-a gonna write-a thissa whole-a thing-a with an Italian accent. But that would be silly. Especially seeing as you no longer have to go to Italy to enjoy a genuine stonebaked pizza. And we're not talking about getting some bloke on a moped to deliver a soggy Margherita. We're talking about buying the bellissimo Stonebake Pizza Oven.

As well as an upper grill, this brilliant gizmo features a spinning stone element that imparts a unique stonebaked flavour to your favourite circular snacks. Simply pop in a pizza - frozen, fresh, pre-baked, whatever - adjust the dual timer, close the lid and Giovanni's your uncle. You can even watch the cheese bubbling via a viewing panel in the lid. Mmm...pizza.

The intense heat generated by this mains-powered baby delivers an authentic-tasting pizza with a gorgeously crispy base before you can say 'quattro formaggi'. (Well maybe a bit longer). Even a fresh pizza takes only 10 minutes. If you prefer your Giuseppe a little sloppier, just adjust the timer.

As soon as the Stonebake Pizza Oven starts to work its magic, the heady aroma of stonebaked dough fills the air. It's just like being in a Neapolitan pizzeria. You can almost hear the indecipherable chatter of chefs as they waggle clenched fingers and thumbs. Mamma mia!

If you ever tire of pizza (as if), this idiot-proof appliance comes with a special deep dish for cooking all kinds of delicious snacks: from omelettes and pasties to quiches and croissants. Enormous ovens? Who needs 'em.

We really can't overstate how fantastically handy this handsome tabletop device is. You'll never order take-out pizza again. In fact the only order you need to make is right here. Just remember, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's not amore. It's a Stonebake Pizza Oven. Grazie e arrivederci!