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Mysterio T-Shirts

There are 12 possible professions...

Mysterio is the all-seeing, all-knowing swami who predicts baby's future profession. But unlike most mystics he doesn't scrawl his predictions on sacred scrolls or bake them in cookies. Goodness no, this particularly powerful oracle transmits his thoughts onto 100% cotton baby T-shirts (up to 6 months) and places them in sealed fabric bags. Waddya think of that, then? Really? Us too.

Mysterio T-Shirts

So, your baby is going
to be a...?

Having consulted his crystal ball, liaised with Shelly Ackerman, swished several thousand tea leaves around a big cauldron and concentrated really, really hard, Mysterio has managed to conjure up some truly bizarre professions. For your rug rat there's anything from Game Show Host to Criminal Mastermind. The mind boggles.

Mysterio T-Shirts

Comes in a sealed mysterious pouch



Mysterio T-Shirts

Work starts early for this Maffia Accountant!

Making your average newborn baby gift look about as original as a teddy, giving a Mysterio T-Shirt will single you out as a seriously innovative gift-buyer. What's more, because each retro-hip tee comes in a sealed pouch, parents (and purchasers) won't know what baby will be until the seal is broken and Mysterio's prediction is revealed. Oh, the joy of discovering that the fruit of your loins is destined to become a Monkey Wrangler.

Parental pride aside, baby will look ultra cute, not to mention pretty funky, wearing a Mysterio T-Shirt. In fact we kinda wish Mysterio would use his prophetic powers to create a few adult tees. After all, most of us here at Firebox haven't got a clue what we're going to do when we grow up.

Mysterio T-Shirts

four of the 12 possible professions



If you're stuck on gift ideas for a newborn baby, Mysterio really is your man. And years down the line, when his prediction eventually comes true*, you can be the first person to say 'I told you so'.

*All future complaints regarding inaccurate predictions must be sent directly to Mysterio, C/O End of the Pier Novelties, Hokum's Travelling Carnival, second tent along (next to the bearded lady).

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Please note:
  • 100% cotton
  • Machine washable
  • Each high-quality T-Shirt comes in a sealed fabric bag (no peeking! Only Mysterio can predict!) and has one of 12 predictions on them
Dimensions:
  • Size: fits 0 - 6 months

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