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BBQ Sword

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BBQ Sword

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BBQ Sword

On guard!

In days gone by noblemen would cook their bangers, burgers and chops by skewering them upon their trusty swords and plunging them into a raging fire. Or did we just make that up? Who cares, because the magnificently silly BBQ Sword allows you to do exactly that. Well, sort of.

This brilliant BBQ accessory is actually a twin-pronged fork fashioned to resemble a musketeer-style sword. It even comes with a cut-out cardboard mask so you can spear treacherous chicken thighs and impale all the king's hot dogs without revealing your true identity.

BBQ Sword

Stainless steel hand guard protects you from the flames

As well as its utterly idiotic swashbuckling qualities, the BBQ Sword is a pretty nifty cooking implement. Its fat wooden handle will ensure you don't drop your freshly barbecued nosh over the château parapet and its comedy hand guard will protect freshly laundered cuff ruffs from dripping fat. Maybe.

More importantly this magnifique stainless steel sausage stabber (try saying that after a few glasses of port) is infinitely more effective, not to mention elegant, than a regular fork or cumbersome BBQ prodder.

BBQ Sword

The cardboard mask will keep your identity a secret

Whether you're prancing round the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask or thrusting away at a regiment of seditious quarterpounders, the BBQ Sword is guaranteed to become your new favourite cooking implement. Most impressive of all we've managed to write over 200 words without mentioning pork swords. En Garde!

BBQ Sword

Beautifully packaged


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This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

If you purchase this item with a debit card that is available to under 18s, we may need to contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

Delivery details:
This product can only be delivered to addresses within the UK.


Please Note:
  • This is not a toy!
  • Only use this product for cooking
  • Sharp prongs can be dangerous
  • Do not use while under the influence of alcohol
  • Keep away from children
  • Must not be used to settle a duel
  • Sausage not included
Features:
  • Free cardboard Musketeer mask to keep your identity secret
  • BBQ Sword is made from stainless steel, handle made from wood to keep your hand cool
  • Stainless steel handguard protects you from flames
  • Prongs designed for skewering and turning
  • Makes sausages sizzle and ladies swoon!
Dimensions:
  • Approximately: 49cm (L) x 11cm (W)