R/C Drinks Cooler

Drinking beer and behaving like a total slob go hand in hand, so why bother getting off your backside to fetch another cold one? Just call upon the incredibly silly services of the R/C Drinks Cooler.
Specifically designed to expedite the delivery of cold lager to waiting mitts, this nifty battery-operated ice bucket is the ultimate in decadence for any self-respecting layabout. Simply fill it with ice, bung in the beers (or, heaven forbid, something non-alcoholic) and relax as you dispatch its lagery contents to fellow boozers (up to 30ft away) via a bottle top inspired handheld transmitter.


Featuring four sure-grip wheels, the R/C Drinks Cooler is capable of transporting up to twelve bottles or ten cans forwards, backwards, left and right, so you can whizz beers in any direction without having to ask your scantily-clad supermodel grape-danglers to give it a helping hand. Friends will be amazed by both your indolence and your ingenuity as you manoeuvre this sturdy R2D2-esque vehicle around your pad. It's the ideal way to show off at summer soirees. Who needs catering staff when you've got a hi-tech droid butler?

In our expert opinion the R/C Drinks Cooler is one of the most pointless yet indispensable gadgets we've ever seen. And that's precisely why you must buy one immediately. After all, you don't really need a ballroom above the casino on your yacht but it's fun nonetheless. The point being, self indulgence is where it's at.

So what are you waiting for? The beers are ready to roll, hurry up and hit the Buy button. Or if you're really posh, get your butler to do it for you. Then fire him. Cheers!