Soldier Egg Cup
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Soldier soldier
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so why not give your beloved boiled egg the respect it deserves and place it in a Soldier Egg Cup. This brilliantly daft eggy receptacle comprises three sword-wielding plastic soldiers who will protect your egg in any scenario.
Bombardier's breaky
Okay, so these eggy soldiers can't really fend off a rapidly descending teaspoon, a buttered sliver of bread or a salt and pepper bombardment. In fact they won't even stop you from smashing your egg on the bonce and scooping out its innards. What they will do, however, is raise a smirk each and every morning as they hold your egg perfectly in place with military precision. Atten-shun!
War is shell!
Just think, with a Soldier Egg Cup on guard, adding a military lilt to breakfast proceedings is easy. "All right you 'orrible little chooky-egg; if you don't come out of that pan soft-boiled I'm gonna crack you open and spoon out your..." You get the idea. You can even assign your supportive little soldiers to egg-related regiments - Duke of Shell-ington, Boil Fusiliers etc. But enough already with the bad yolks.
Deeply dippy
Ideal for military nuts or anyone bored of regular egg cups, the Soldier Egg Cup is ready to parade on your breakfast table right now. So hurry up and hit the Buy button or it's a week's latrine duty for you 'orrible 'erberts. Fall in!
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Shell shocked
Please Note:
- This is not a toy. This is an egg cup!
- Hand wash only (just like during the war)
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Firebox.com Flash Video Player
Eggcellent Re-eggnactment
A struggle between good and evil. Pureness and malice. Egg and teaspoon!
Sean O'Toole, Derby
- 9th Apr 2008
Video URL:
http://www.firebox.com/video/1470
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Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite photo! We also give a FREE $10.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of the first photo of this product that we publish!
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These eggcups are absolutely brilliant. I shall now be eating eggs every morning, so I can re-enact "Egging Private Ryan", "Apocalypse Eggs", and "Egged on the 4th of July" in the privacy of my own home.
Other eggy themed puns on war movies to follow soon....
BobFossil, London Town Innit - Apr '08 |
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