Boinging colleagues with rubber bands and slapping them with rulers is not nearly as amusing as bombarding them with foam missiles. And that's why executive warmongers need a USB-powered missile launcher. But if you're going to waste time playing with infantile weapons of mass distraction, you might as well arm yourself with the latest model.

The MSN Webcam Missile Launcher is the ultimate projectile flinger for all you busy-doing-nothing office types, as it features an integrated webcam and can be controlled via MSN Instant Messenger. Thanks to the quality onboard webcam you'll get a live, launcher's eye view of the attack - mwa-ha-ha! But here's the really good part: by hooking up to MSN you (or anyone on your MSN list) can control the launcher remotely from anywhere in the world.

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There's even an on-screen menu that allows you to rotate and tilt the launcher and fire your squishy ammo at any target. Genius! You could be sitting on a beach and giving the guy 'borrowing' your stapler a faceful of foam. That'll teach him to go through your drawers. Capable of firing its harmless missiles up to 10ft, this timewaster's dream even features a range of sound effects, including a warning siren, boinging noise and the classic missile launch whoosh. "Honest boss, I didn't hear a thing."

Once all your MSN buddies are armed with Webcam Missile Launchers you can ping each other as you chat online, operating their launchers from your computer. Here at Firebox the battle for office supremacy is never-ending: Vice Admiral Pingtastic just sploshed a missile straight into Supreme Commander Missalot's tea (what, don't you use military handles?) and all hell's breaking loose. In fact, let's stop talking ballistics: we strongly recommend you zero-in on the Buy button and get ordering stat. This war is about to go global!

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