Boinging colleagues with rubber bands and slapping them with rulers is not nearly as amusing as bombarding them with foam missiles. And that's why executive warmongers need a USB-powered missile launcher. But if you're going to waste time playing with infantile weapons of mass distraction, you might as well arm yourself with the latest model.
Move the missile launcher round, up and down
The MSN Webcam Missile Launcher is the ultimate projectile flinger for all you busy-doing-nothing office types, as it features an integrated webcam and can be controlled via MSN Instant Messenger. Thanks to the quality onboard webcam you'll get a live, launcher's eye view of the attack - mwa-ha-ha! But here's the really good bit: by hooking up to MSN you (or anyone on your MSN list) can control the launcher remotely from anywhere in the world.
How it works:
Install the software on the CD
Use the application to move
View the target through the webcam and fire!
Firing through MSN:
Invite a friend to launch a missile through MSN!
3 foam darts
There's even an on-screen menu that allows you to rotate and tilt the launcher and fire your squishy ammo at any target. Genius! You could be sitting on a beach and giving the bloke 'borrowing' your stapler a faceful of foam. That'll teach him to go through your drawers. Capable of firing its harmless missiles up to 10ft, this timewaster's dream even features a range of sound effects, including a warning siren, boinging noise and the classic missile launch whoosh. "Honest boss, I didn't hear a thing."
Ready to launch!
Once all your MSN buddies are armed with Webcam Missile Launchers you can ping each other as you chat online, operating their launchers from your computer. Here at Firebox the battle for office supremacy is never-ending: Vice Admiral Pingtastic just sploshed a missile straight into Supreme Commander Missalot's tea (what, don't you use military handles?) and all hell's breaking loose. In fact, let's stop talking ballistics: we strongly recommend you zero-in on the Buy button and get ordering sharpish. This war is about to go global!
From L-R: User guide, software CD, 3 foam darts, MSN Missile Launcher and target
Minimum requirements for running the MSN Missile Launcher:
PC with Intel Pentium 4 or compatible processor that operates at 2.4GHz or faster
128MB or more RAM
100MB of available hard drive space
Any Windows compatible soundcard using WDM, ASIO or DirectSound drivers
Two available USB 1.1 port on your computer to plug to the missile launcher
Display adapter capable of 800*600 in 16 bit color
Microsoft Windows XP with Internet connection
Aim your targets through MSN messenger!
Powered by USB with 4 feet of cable
Fully directional targeting
Prerecorded sound effects
Shoot up to 10 feet
1x Missile launcher with webcam
3x Foam missiles
1x Software CD
1x User guide
1x Online support link
Missile launcher - approximately 12.8cm(W) x 18.8cm(H) x 11cm(D)
Packaging - approximately 22cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 13.7cm(D)