4th Feb 2012

The WineRack

My cups runneth over

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The WineRack™

Amy WineRack™

You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with strange peccadilloes), introducing the WineRack™.

The WineRack™

I must, I must,
I must increase my bust

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.

The WineRack™

Pour the alcohol into the polyurethane bra

Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more queuing up and forking out for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings you'll make at just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.

The WineRack™

The special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder


The WineRack™

Hides inside the black bra

As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of blokes cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 750ml of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!

As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say 'I hope that's Chardonnay you're drinking,' so we suggest you hit the Buy button before we call last orders on this utterly brilliant boozing accessory. Nice rack!

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Please Note:
  • Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.
  • Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favourite beverage, increasing your cup size 2 full cups.
  • Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish.
  • Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow.
Dimensions:
  • Small fits 32A thru 34B
  • Medium fits 34C thru 38D and 38A thru 38c. NB: Not recommended for 36DD & 38D+

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Press Reviews...

press review "Bubbly in your jubblies!"
Boing Boing - Feb '08
press review "Howzabout getting off your face and doubling your chest size simultaneously?"
Londonist.com - Feb '08
press review "...for classy ladies."
Pocket Lint - Feb '08
press review "...a perfect way of dodging the queues at festivals and busy pubs..."
Sky News - Feb '08
press review "...imagine the guy's face when he clocks any lady wearing one of these - and realises she's got alcohol on her too."
The Sun - Feb '08
press review "...looks, feels and wobbles like the real thing."
Metro - Feb '08

Visitor Reviews...

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visitor avatar This looks amazing, if only they made it for 34E and up. :(.
Jenna, New York - 21st July 2010
visitor avatar Perfect for the woman who doesn't mind that her breast size will appear to slowly diminish as the evening progresses.
Franklin, South Dakota - 3rd July 2010
visitor avatar Please please PLEASE! bring this back to your Uk site. I absolutely must have one for the festival season and cant purchase it anywhere!
Caroline, Nottingham Uk - 28th February 2010
visitor avatar PLEASE please please do bigger cup sizes! im already a 38E/F, and would LOVE this for new years!! Please Firebox!!! X (its not about bigger boobs, its about having a giggle whilst im stuck working new years! :( Any suggestions welcome? Maybe this would fit inside a bra of my choice?
Caroline, Gosport, Hampshire - 16th November 2009
visitor avatar This is deffo a must for T In The Park 2010 :) ...got my Vodka taken fff me this Year :(
Louisia, Scotland - 28th October 2009
visitor avatar My friends and I thought this was great... until we realized it's for small chests only. We're recommending it be made for well endowed ladies (32DD - 36F) as we clearly have more reason to drink.
Alli, Vancouver - 20th October 2009
visitor avatar I got one of these to take to Reading festival! what better way to sneak my drink into the arena...and I don't even have to carry it! I did find that if I filled it up too much then it made me look like my boobs were all in the middle, but I soon solved that.... Drank some more, lol. geeeeeeeeeenius firebox!
Sara Jane, Bexley - 20th August 2009
visitor avatar And I thought my bitch tits were only good for getting squeezed. Having moobs was never so much fun. You keep your diets and your £100 a night bills, you aren't getting my cheeseburger, or my booze bra.
Fat Bearstard, Kent, UK - 23rd July 2009
visitor avatar I have the same problem as Cerri, too big in the bust department for one of these...any plans for bigger sizes?
Caitlin Flint, United Kingdom - 29th June 2009
Firebox says: Sorry Caitlin! We'll certainly have a look in to it.
visitor avatar The best Glastonbury festival accessory ever!!!
Samm Dixon, Liverpool - 15th November 2008
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