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The WineRack

My cups runneth over



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The WineRack™

Amy WineRack™

You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the WineRack™.

The WineRack™

I must, I must,
I must increase my bust

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.

The WineRack™

Pour the alcohol into the polyurethane bra

Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.

The WineRack™

The special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder


The WineRack™

Hides inside the black bra

As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!

As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say 'I hope that's Pinot Grigio you're drinking,' so we suggest you hit the Buy button before the entire female population discovers this totally amazing boozing accessory. Nice rack!

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Please Note:
  • Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.
  • Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favourite beverage, increasing your cup size 2 full cups.
  • Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish.
  • Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow.
Dimensions:
  • Small fits 32A thru 36A
  • Medium fits 34B thru 38B

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Press Reviews...

press review "Bubbly in your jubblies!"
Boing Boing - Feb '08
press review "Howzabout getting off your face and doubling your chest size simultaneously?"
Londonist.com - Feb '08
press review "...for classy ladies."
Pocket Lint - Feb '08
press review "...a perfect way of dodging the queues at festivals and busy pubs..."
Sky News - Feb '08
press review "...imagine the guy's face when he clocks any lady wearing one of these - and realises she's got alcohol on her too."
The Sun - Feb '08
press review "...looks, feels and wobbles like the real thing."
Metro - Feb '08

Visitor Reviews...

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visitor avatar It's boob booze! |=D And when the booze is gone, you can inflate it to keep the cup size!
Mozz Jenkins, Rochester, NY - Aug '08
visitor avatar Now that's a good Idea lol!
Andy, Romford, England - Jun '08
visitor avatar PLEASE please please do bigger cup sizes! im already a 38E/F, and would LOVE this for new years!! Please Firebox!!! X (its not about bigger boobs, its about having a giggle whilst im stuck working new years! :( Any suggestions welcome? Maybe this would fit inside a bra of my choice?
Caroline, Gosport, Hampshire - Nov '09
visitor avatar This is deffo a must for T In The Park 2010 :) ...got my Vodka taken fff me this Year :(
Louisia, Scotland - Oct '09
visitor avatar My friends and I thought this was great... until we realized it's for small chests only. We're recommending it be made for well endowed ladies (32DD - 36F) as we clearly have more reason to drink.
Alli, Vancouver - Oct '09
visitor avatar I got one of these to take to Reading festival! what better way to sneak my drink into the arena...and I don't even have to carry it! I did find that if I filled it up too much then it made me look like my boobs were all in the middle, but I soon solved that.... Drank some more, lol. geeeeeeeeeenius firebox!
Sara Jane, Bexley - Aug '09
visitor avatar And I thought my bitch tits were only good for getting squeezed. Having moobs was never so much fun. You keep your diets and your £100 a night bills, you aren't getting my cheeseburger, or my booze bra.
Fat Bearstard, Kent, UK - Jul '09
visitor avatar The best Glastonbury festival accessory ever!!!
Samm Dixon, Liverpool - Nov '08
visitor avatar A great answer to the UK's rampant binge drinking problem!
Garry, UK - Sep '08
visitor avatar The problem with this is, I've already got too much up there. Not that *guys* mind, but I don't think my shoulders can take much more, and I don't think there would be room for any beverage after the Rack was full of me. I'd get a "beer belly" instead, if I didn't mind looking pregnant. Sigh.
Cerri, Felton - Jul '08
 
 
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