Halloween Jack-O-Lantern

Are you thinking of throwing a Halloween Party? In that case you'll be wanting the Halloween Jack-O-Lantern. This spooky gift set with DVD contains everything you need to ensure your creepy get-together is a horrifying success. Mwaaargh!

First off there's a 90 minute DVD 'screensaver' for your TV. Simply bung it in and various pumpkin lanterns appear on-screen to add a ghoulish seasonal glow to your home. There are several different pumpkins to choose from - play one at a time or keep your favourite on all night. As if that wasn't sinister enough, these flickering images are accompanied by a fiendishly scary soundtrack of demonic organ music and screams. Cripes!

Speaking of carved-out pumpkins, you also get a load of idiot-proof stencils. This means you can replicate all of the on-screen lanterns for real. We guarantee guests won't have seen this many orange faces and jagged-toothed smiles since Dale Winton and David Dickinson bumped into Shane MacGowan and Janet Street Porter at last year's Firebox Ball. (They didn't but you get the idea).


But wait, there's more: as well as the DVD and stencils we'll also throw in a book containing classic pumpkin recipes, spooky stories, trivia, tales and poems, including the legend of Jack-O-Lantern and Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Great Carbuncle. (No, us neither).

Aside from hiring Vincent Price as your MC and Nosferatu as your butler we can think of no better way to add a horrifyingly professional touch to your Halloween party. So get ordering - but hurry, the witching hour is almost upon us. Woo-oo-oo!