Jagshemash! My name a Borat. In year 2006 my country send me to United States to make movie-film. Its name Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. If it not success, I will be execute. Lucky for me is great success. High five!
And now you can be owning one-piece bathing suit like lime green one I wear when try make sexy time with Pamela Anderson in my hit movie-film. Borat Mankini Swimsuit is exact replica of high fashion Kazakhstan suit I use to cover my khram in movie-film. It official 20th Century Fox product and even have my Borat film logo stitched on back. One size fit all even if you like big can of Pepsi. Is nice!
Girls like the Mankini...
It's all laid out ready for you...go hit the beach!
With bathing suit like mine you can play ping-pong, disco dance, enter spitting contest and give as joke present for, how you say, Secret Santa. You can even wear in your pub bar for friends like very much.
My son Hooeylewis, brother Bilo, sister Natalya, wives, mistresses, girlfriend and most venerable producer Azamat Bagatov all say I look like strong bear in Borat Mankini Swimsuit - and so will you. Beach ladies will love you and laugh happy-happy if you wear on holiday special time. You can even wear in summer hot to your work on bus, tube or cart horse. Is nice.
Firebox friends say Borat Mankini Swimsuit make funny ha-ha joke for all occasion. But sad to hear stocks are limited, so if you want look sexy like Borat you get monies and buy fast. I like, you like! Goodbye! Dziekuje!
Keep the crown jewels safe!