Borat Mankini Swimsuit
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Jagshemash! My name a Borat. In year 2006 my country send me to United States to make movie-film. Its name Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. If it not success, I will be execute. Lucky for me is great success. High five!
Girls like the Mankini...
Sexy yes!
It's all laid out ready for you...go hit the beach!
With bathing suit like mine you can play ping-pong, disco dance, enter spitting contest and give as joke present for, how you say, Secret Santa. You can even wear in your pub bar for friends like very much.
My son Hooeylewis, brother Bilo, sister Natalya, wives, mistresses, girlfriend and most venerable producer Azamat Bagatov all say I look like strong bear in Borat Mankini Swimsuit - and so will you. Beach ladies will love you and laugh happy-happy if you wear on holiday special time. You can even wear in summer hot to your work on bus, tube or cart horse. Is nice.
Keep the crown jewels safe!
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Non-Returnable:
Please note, for hygiene reasons, this product is non-returnable.
- Do not roll up or store wet
- Hand wash only
- One size fits all
- Made of 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester
- Costume may become transparent when wet
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Happy New Year 2008!
Anon, West Sussex - 2nd Jan 2008
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My friend bought me this for my birthday last year and wanted to see me wearing it and I found it a little embarrassing. So I decided to settle who wears it over a game of blackjack. I won! And you should have seen him in the mankini! It was hilarious!!!!
I was dared to wear it under my school uniform once on a PE day. You should have seen everyone's faces!
Overall this is an awesome product and I recommend it to everyone.Jay, Birmingham - 26th July 2010
My mum(56) got me this for christmas. . Wore it to the summer ball. . Brilliant.Gideon, London - 23rd October 2009
You'll need balls to wear it, lol. Lots of laughs guaranteed.
Lighten up Adel from Aberdeen, fun is not the devil.Alan, Inverurie - 17th August 2009
My husband got a mankini as Christmas present from his workplace. High Five!Simona, Ireland - 18th December 2008
Firebox says: You like?! Very niiice!
Craig Nelson's ultimate party pants.Walter, Glasgow - 5th September 2008
I saw someone running the marathon in one of these.Miranda, W. Sussex - 15th April 2008
For the person who thinks they're "bonkers" or
perhaps the office joker, or attention seeking New Year twits.Adel, Aberdeen - 9th April 2008
Make every person laugh!! even you parents!!Jason Thomas, Carmarthen - 23rd November 2007
Fab under a wetsuit, and the wife loves it.Gareth Jenkins, Abertridwr, South Wales - 19th November 2007
He complained that the lycra was too tight on his 'krahm'!!! Need more space for big can of pepsi!!Sarah, Isle Of Man - 15th November 2007
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