Smoking Mittens
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Freezing fingers? Use these!
Now that the smoking ban is in full force, all you smoke-wielding social pariahs have been rightfully cast into the wilderness. Well okay, you've been cast into the backlot of the bar and the office parking lot. And by jiminy it's cold, innit?
Metal eyelet to accommodate your cigarette
Thankfully Smoking Mittens are here to save the day, not to mention your freezing fingers. These ingenious designer mittens have been specifically created to hold your cig and keep your hands warm and toasty as you brave the elements. How? Well, one of the insulated mittens (left/right reversible) features a nifty metal eyelet to accommodate your cigarette. Clever, eh!
Yes, we suppose you could use a pair of skiing gloves, but even if you managed to keep hold of your cigarette through clumpy insulated fingers you'd probably set your gloves on fire every time you got down to the butt. And you don't want your hands to be that warm, do you?
Schmoking
An ideal gift for foolhardy tobacco addicts, Smoking Mittens are destined to become must-have accessories this, and every other, winter. And let's face it, you're already damaging most of your body with nicotine, so why put your delicate widdle fingers at risk from frostbite?
Cool packaging
As packed pavements prove, a piddly indoor ban isn't going to deter the more intrepid smoker from lighting up, but freezing weather may well do. That's why we reckon Smoking Mittens are going to be seriously popular. They really are the ultimate smoker's companion. So stop puffing and get ordering. At least your fingers will thank you for it.
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Please Note:
- Remember kids, smoking is not big or clever and it WILL kill you, but if you want to die you may as well die with warm hands!
Features:
- Metal eyelet to perfectly fit your cigarette.
- Helps you keep your hands warm when you are smoking outside.
- One size fits all.
- Unisex, for boys and girls.
- Reversible, for left or right handed smoking.
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Win With Firebox! Every week we give away a FREE $50.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of our favourite photo! We also give a FREE $10.00 Firebox Voucher to the sender of the first photo of this product that we publish!
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Thanks Firebox!! No more fingerless gloves for me or keeping my hands in my pockets while getting smoke in my eyes!! Genius!! We're not bad people, we just want to die in our own unique way ;-).
Mathew Lee, Epping - Oct '07 |
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