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Smoking Mittens

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Smoking Mittens

Freezing fingers? Use these!

Now that the smoking ban is in full force, all you smoke-wielding social pariahs have been rightfully cast into the wilderness. Well okay, you've been cast into the backlot of the bar and the office parking lot. And by jiminy it's cold, innit?

Smoking Mittens

Metal eyelet to accommodate your cigarette

Thankfully Smoking Mittens are here to save the day, not to mention your freezing fingers. These ingenious designer mittens have been specifically created to hold your cig and keep your hands warm and toasty as you brave the elements. How? Well, one of the insulated mittens (left/right reversible) features a nifty metal eyelet to accommodate your cigarette. Clever, eh!

Yes, we suppose you could use a pair of skiing gloves, but even if you managed to keep hold of your cigarette through clumpy insulated fingers you'd probably set your gloves on fire every time you got down to the butt. And you don't want your hands to be that warm, do you?

Smoking Mittens

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An ideal gift for foolhardy tobacco addicts, Smoking Mittens are destined to become must-have accessories this, and every other, winter. And let's face it, you're already damaging most of your body with nicotine, so why put your delicate widdle fingers at risk from frostbite?

Smoking Mittens

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As packed pavements prove, a piddly indoor ban isn't going to deter the more intrepid smoker from lighting up, but freezing weather may well do. That's why we reckon Smoking Mittens are going to be seriously popular. They really are the ultimate smoker's companion. So stop puffing and get ordering. At least your fingers will thank you for it.

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Please Note:
  • Remember kids, smoking is not big or clever and it WILL kill you, but if you want to die you may as well die with warm hands!
Features:
  • Metal eyelet to perfectly fit your cigarette.
  • Helps you keep your hands warm when you are smoking outside.
  • One size fits all.
  • Unisex, for boys and girls.
  • Reversible, for left or right handed smoking.

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visitor avatar Thanks Firebox!! No more fingerless gloves for me or keeping my hands in my pockets while getting smoke in my eyes!! Genius!! We're not bad people, we just want to die in our own unique way ;-).
Mathew Lee, Epping - Oct '07
visitor avatar Finally - I am devoted smoker who is tired of getting frostbite in her fingers, or turning her favourite gloves yellow, so these are right up my street. Unfortunately, the biggest problem with gloves is trying to work a lighter without setting fire to the thumb, and I suspect that you might burn yourself quite horrifically if you don't remove the fag from the glove in plenty of time, but we smokers are society's daredevils so what do we care?
Rachel Evans, London - Dec '08
visitor avatar More of a question. Do you have to load the cigarette in before you put the mittens on, and once you've smoked it, how do you get it out of the eyelet without setting the mitts on fire?
Simon, Leighton Buzzard - Nov '08
Firebox says: The best way to 'load' the cigarette into the glove is to put the mitten on, then with your free hand, load the cigarette, and light before putting the other mitten on. Once finished, take other glove off and then take dead cigarette out. At least that's how I found it best to do!

 
 
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Rating:  Views: 2235

smoking aint cold no-more
i love my new gloves they are brill
Chris, burnley - 17th Dec 2008
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