Freudian Slippers

What came first, the slippers or the corny pun? We're not entirely sure but we do know Freudian Slippers are incredibly amusing and seriously comfy. Yes, we realise depicting a cartoon-ish image of the father of psychoanalysis on a pair of fluffy slippers is pretty dumb, but who cares about that when you're analysing the movement of your big toe as it pokes out of the good professor's piehole like a tongue.

Padded and gorgeously plush, Freudian Slippers are the ideal gift for anyone interested in the life and times of Austria's greatest ever intellectual. No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger; we're still talking about Sigmund Freud. But even if you don't know your Oedipus complex from your parapraxis you'll still enjoy slipping your tootsies into these snuggly unisex slippers. Ooh, jah!

Available in three sizes and ideal for wearing around the house, Freudian Slippers are perfect companions when you're all alone. Simply sit back on the couch, relax and explain your psychiatric problems to the avuncular looking faces perched on each foot. Trust us, you'll feel better for it, and it won't cost £500 a session.

As everyone knows, Freud theorised that neuroses were rooted in suppressed desires, so we'd like to spank…sorry, thank you all for reading and ask you to get ordering asap. We know you want a pair of these supremely silly slippers more than anything in the world, so don't torture yourself any longer, hit the Buy button. But remember, if you're obsessive-compulsive, hit it repeatedly; if you're co-dependent, ask someone else to hit it; and if you're delusional, don't hit it at all - your computer might turn into a giant corduroy slug and eat you up! Here endeth the consultation.