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Sharp-end

A bum gift

Sharp-end

A bum gift

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Sharp-end

Now available in black!

Cats' bums are funny. We've no idea why. And we agree that it's an incredibly crass opening statement for a quality site such as ours. But facts are facts and this one is inescapable.

But why are your highbrow friends at Firebox discussing the jocular nature of the feline derrière? Take a look at the Sharp-end and you'll soon work it out. This utterly infantile novelty pencil sharpener has had us in stitches ever since we clapped eyes on it. In fact we had to send out for more pencils, such was its popularity.

Sharp-end

Get you pencil rearly sharp

The idea - as if you needed an explanation - is to insert your pencil (ouch!) in the cat's rear end and give it a twist. The cat then lets out an indignant meow and the shavings fall neatly into the included litter tray. Purr-fect!

There's something unfathomably funny about sticking your pencil where the sun don't shine, particularly when a cat is involved. After all they can be aloof little blighters, so what better way to wipe away that superior smirk than with a well-placed pencil.

Sharp-end

Ideal for those with pet allergies

The Sharp-end makes an ideal desktop companion for anyone with a sense of humour. Yes, it's vulgar; yes, it's tacky; and yes, not many people even bother with pencils these days. But who cares about all that when the entire office is guffawing at your botty-based sharpening shenanigans?

Sharp-end

Me-ooooooooooooooow!

If Tom & Jerry were still around we feel sure that Tom would, by now, have already suffered the indignity of having a pencil shoved up his…well, you know. But they're not and he hasn't, so rejoice in the consummate silliness of the Sharp-end and get ordering. Meow!

Sharp-end

Don't try this at home!


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Please note:
  • No cats were harmed in the making of this product, however many pencils perished during photography. Rest in shavings
  • This product and its packaging can be recycled - when the joke wears off
  • Not suitable as a pet
  • Pencils and hand not included but widely available
Dimensions:
  • Approximately 12cm(W) x 15cm(H) x 5cm(D)

Customer Reviews

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I bought one of these recently :) Love it although it doesn't make a great sharpener (then again I only bought it because it meows so I can't really complain, don't know whether that makes me a bit sad...lol ) A really funny gift for a cat lover and my own cat seemed to like it aswell.
Kim, Cheshire - 8th June 2011
This pencil-sharpener is the dog's b***ocks-no sorry, cat's arse! However, my cat, Daisy, keeps trying to mate with it. What gender is the Sharp-end? (Just so I can know. ).
Alasdair Goudie, Laphroaig - 30th March 2011
Hahaha! I bought this for my Step-Dad for Christmas and his face when he opened it was priceless! As luck would have it, someone had popped a novelty pencil in my stocking so we were able to test it out immediately! The meowing is the perfect touch to such a delightfully ridiculous gift! Not sure what my Grandad made of it though!....
Alana, Brighton - 30th December 2010
Was so happy to open my Secret Santa box to find one of these - and in black as well! It's classic the way it meows, and looks so funny with a pencil hanging out the back of it :) Thank You Joe from Manchester whoever you may be!
Sarah, Birmingham - 26th December 2009
Fantastic product, and even if you accidentally hit it with a bat there's a nifty little trinket inside - it's about the size of a 10p and it makes the cat meow noises. You simply press a button and you get a meow, perfect for confusing people in shops. You don't half get some odd looks when they realise that it's your pants meowing.
Jacob, - 8th December 2009
Firebox says: accidentally eh.... best hope your pencils don't need sharpening!
This thing is hilarious! It comes with it's own little box, how cool is that? I bought it for a cat-person. If she doesn't like it, I'll just keep it myself :).
Janine, Maastricht, The Netherlands - 12th November 2009