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Sharp-end

A bum gift

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Cats' butts are funny. We've no idea why. And we agree that it's an incredibly crass opening statement for a quality site such as ours. But facts are facts and this one is inescapable.

Sharp-end

Get you pencil rearly sharp

But why are your highbrow friends at Firebox discussing the jocular nature of the feline derrière? Take a look at the Sharp-end and you'll soon work it out. This utterly infantile novelty pencil sharpener has had us in stitches ever since we set eyes on it. In fact we had to send out for more pencils, such was its popularity.

Sharp-end

Ideal for those with pet allergies

The idea - as if you needed an explanation - is to insert your pencil (ouch!) in the cat's rear end and give it a twist. The cat then lets out an indignant meow and the shavings fall neatly into the included litter box. Purr-fect!

There's something unfathomably funny about sticking your pencil where the sun don't shine, particularly when a cat is involved. After all they can be aloof little beasts, so what better way to wipe away that superior smirk than with a well-placed pencil.

Sharp-end

Don't try this at home!


Sharp-end

Me-ooooooooooooooow!

The Sharp-end makes an ideal desktop companion for anyone with a sense of humor. Yes, it's vulgar; yes, it's tacky; and yes, not many people even bother with pencils these days. But who cares about all that when the entire office is guffawing at your booty-based sharpening shenanigans?

Sharp-end

Keep that kitty litter tray clean!

If Tom & Jerry were still around we feel sure that Tom would, by now, have already suffered the indignity of having a pencil shoved up his…well, you know. But they're not and he hasn't, so rejoice in the consummate silliness of the Sharp-end and get ordering. Meow!

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Please note:
  • No cats were harmed in the making of this product, however many pencils perished during photography. Rest in shavings
  • This product and its packaging can be recycled - when the joke wears off
  • Not suitable as a pet
  • Pencils and hand not included but widely available
Dimensions:
  • Approximately 4¾"(W) x 6"(H) x 2"(D)

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visitor avatar Brilliant! These are great for the jokers and perfect desk companions. I customized mine with a few stickers and some permanent markers. Now everyone that wanders past my desk compliments me on my new pet! Thanks Firebox for another great find!x.
Lucy Pepys, Upminster, Essex - Nov '07
visitor avatar Wow this is such a cool present for any cat lover very funny & great value for money.
Emma, Colchester - Nov '07
visitor avatar Fantastic! A very practical alternative to my pet cat's bum, but without the claws. Works a lot better too. Meow-ing does get a bit irritating after a while if it's one of those pencils where the lead just keeps breaking!
Brian Alcorn, Coleraine, Norn Iron - Mar '08
visitor avatar This product is awesome! I also love the kitty litter tray, haha. Very cute pencil sharpener and it works great too! I got this for my friend's gift and she luvvvved it.
Sarah Wood, London - Jul '07
visitor avatar Saw this and had to have it for my girlfriend, as a cat lover she cringes every time see uses it but I know she loves it!
Nick Knowles, Warrington - Aug '07
 
 
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The Amazing Sharp-End Cat !
So cute when it meows!!
Matt Hacon, Kent - 20th Jul 2007
Video URL:  http://www.firebox.com/video/1000



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