Aren't boiled eggs great? Yummy yolks, nutritious whites, and you even get to smash their heads in. Yes indeed, boiled eggs really are the ultimate convenience food - assuming you've got a stove. Because as everyone knows, you can't do boiled eggs in the microwave. Or can you?

Well thanks to Boiley the Microwave Egg Boiler you can do eggsactly that. It might look like a comedy chicken - and it is - but this ingenious gizmo lets you boil eggs in the microwave without any splat-tastic eggsplosions. (Enough already with the eggscrutiating wordplay).

Simply pop your egg in Boiley's base, add water to the fill line, screw on the top and put it in the microwave. Boiley will then cook your egg to perfection, just how you like it - soft, medium or hard - in 3 to 5 minutes. Eggcellent! (Oops).


Boiley is ideal for all you stove-less egg fans and lovers of mess-free microwave cooking. Here at Firebox HQ we don't have a full-on stove but we're microwaved to the max, and that's the story in many homes and offices across the country. What's more, there are no pots and pans to wash up, and you can take Boiley anywhere there's a microwave. You'll be dunking your toast in no time.

Speaking of toast, isn't it a pain fitting that big piece of bread into that little yolk? Too fat, too thin, calculating toast to yolk ratio - getting it right takes longer than boiling your actual egg. And that's a shame because a soft boiled egg without toast is like Mick minus the Stones. Or something like that.

Thankfully the ingenious Perfect Soldier Cutter speeds up the whole process and actually improves the dunkability of your soldiers. Simply press this handheld gizmo against your slice and watch in wonder as it creates a series of precisely placed perforations. Once the bread has been toasted your perfectly formed platoon can be torn off ready for dunking.


Impressed? You should be, because as well as making perfect dippers in seconds this smart device makes them stronger. How? Well, once toasted, each finger has a sealed outer edge. Think of them as the Rambos of the eggy-bread world. If you want.

Used in conjunction with the Boiley Microwave Egg Boiler, the Perfect Toast Cutter makes preparing eggceedingly delicious breakfasts easy. So hurry up and shell out before we run out of bad yolks.