Screaming Flying Monkey
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Cute and cuddly by day...
Monkeys are funny. Monkeys dressed as superheroes are even funnier. Flying monkeys dressed as superheroes are hilarious. With these incontrovertible facts in mind we've been searching high and low for such a simian for some time. And wouldn't you just know it, we've found one!
 Fly, my pretty! (25ft!)
...Caped crusader by night!
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Screaming Flying Monkey, a cuddly furball that, as well as conforming to the above criteria, is surely a top contender for the most pointless yet entertaining toy in history award.
Simply put two fingers in the little pockets in his paws, pull his super-elasticated bungee arms back and let him go. He'll then fly a good 25ft or more, issuing blood-curdling monkey screeches from a hidden speaker as he soars over startled colleagues and scares flying-monkey-phobics (course they exist) senseless.
Danger: low flying monkey!
We'd go so far as to say that catapulting Screaming Flying Monkey across the office is, quite possibly, one of the few activities worth getting fired for. After all some things are just so silly you can't help but love them. Yes, this gangly primate is about as much use as a spoonful of treacle tractors but, in the sheer entertainment stakes, he puts most executive toys to shame.
Stretchy arms
You don't have to be an office bod to enjoy the airborne shenanigans of this loudmouthed crusader. Flinging Screaming Flying Monkey is seriously addictive in any environment. Indeed we have it on good authority (from some bloke down the pub) that many world leaders use this 'ooh-aah-ing' plaything to diffuse awkward situations. If only.
But don't just take our word for it - get ordering and witness the awesome effect Screaming Flying Monkey has on onlookers, fellow flingers and unwitting targets alike. Look out, incoming monkey!
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Please Note:
- Suitable for ages 12 and up
Dimensions:
- Approximately 12½" x 10½c" x 2½" (unstretched)
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Firebox.com Flash Video Player
A Day In The Life Of A Superhero
Here is a catalogued day of life as the superhero that is the Screaming Flying Monkey!
Adam, Darlington
- 19th May 2007
Video URL:
http://www.firebox.com/video/870 |
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Really blew my expectations away, the girlfriend will love it when she gets it !!
Karl, Merseyside - Jan '08 |
Great toy, flies a lot further than I expected and is great value for money. Absolutely love it.
Peter Ladlow, Scunthorpe - Oct '07 |
This is a great toy to have and at the moment 1 is being sent to me in the post. I am going to make a super movie of it and send it in, see you soon Firebox (the best);-p.
Firebox says: Can't wait to receive it Craig! Craig Murfin, Burton On Trent - Sep '07 |
I love it! Mine's constantly flying across the room. He's been left alone for more than an hour. He's soo cute and soo much fun.
Erin, Bury St Edmunds - May '07 |
Lol this monkey is class, xmas day flying around the room into the tree and all sorts.
Tom Clamp, Derbyshire - Dec '07 |
I bought this for my friend for Christmas - we both bloody love it, except we've been told off loads in class because it doesn't shut up!
Natasha Fodil, Cardiff - Dec '07 |
Great product, brilliant for causing havoc in the classroom!
Jonah Hayward, Skelmersdale - Dec '07 |
I liked the look of this so though it would be a fun christmas present for one of my mates. The only problem is that once I got it delivered to the office I wanted to keep it for myself. Its constantly flying aorund from desk to desk, I dont know if we will ever get any work done now.
Adam Elliott, Orpington - Dec '07 |
Excellent product, hours and hours of fun, but any way you can stop the screaming? Mine goes round the office a lot so less screaming is better! Thanx.
Firebox says: Excellent to hear that the lil fella is getting a good work out. Less screaming? Now where is the fun in that? No this is one monkey that can't be silenced! Matthew Ash, Plymouth - Nov '07 |
Does it actually scream?
Firebox says: It does indeed Michael! Michael, Rayleigh - Jun '07 |
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