Nookii
A game of love. And the rest...
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This is what it says on the first page of the Nookii guidelines. "Nookii is a map of foreplay, a key to a door of possibilities on a multitude of sensual interactions. It works by suggestion, delivering diversity and humor. One of the key components of good sex is awareness and Nookii is a great way to enhance sensuality."
It sounds like a Lovers Guide, perhaps, but it's a million miles away from being crude or blatantly cheap; a clever move on the part of the two girls who invented this adults-only game. The issue with games of this kind is that they usually recommend being wasted, having a can of whipped cream handy and a party of baying onlookers to roar at the sight of your bare ass being whipped or drawn on. Instead, Nookii, is about two people switching off for a while and concentrating firmly on one another. And one another's private parts.
All you do is roll two dice, set the timer according to your score and then carry out the instructions on either a Mmm card (a little racy, prime time television stuff), an Ooh card (make sure the curtains are closed, it's getting Cinemax in here) or an Aah card ('I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir'*). Stopping short of inviting the participants to actually consummate their union, Nookii nevertheless will steam up your glasses with some of its recommended tasks. A scarf - not a wool one, silly - is provided for use with certain instructions. The trickiest thing is finding someone to play it with...
*Q to M at the end of Moonraker (1979)
Concentrating firmly
It sounds like a Lovers Guide, perhaps, but it's a million miles away from being crude or blatantly cheap; a clever move on the part of the two girls who invented this adults-only game. The issue with games of this kind is that they usually recommend being wasted, having a can of whipped cream handy and a party of baying onlookers to roar at the sight of your bare ass being whipped or drawn on. Instead, Nookii, is about two people switching off for a while and concentrating firmly on one another. And one another's private parts.
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All you do is roll two dice, set the timer according to your score and then carry out the instructions on either a Mmm card (a little racy, prime time television stuff), an Ooh card (make sure the curtains are closed, it's getting Cinemax in here) or an Aah card ('I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir'*). Stopping short of inviting the participants to actually consummate their union, Nookii nevertheless will steam up your glasses with some of its recommended tasks. A scarf - not a wool one, silly - is provided for use with certain instructions. The trickiest thing is finding someone to play it with...
*Q to M at the end of Moonraker (1979)
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Please Note:
- For adults over 18 years only.
- For two players only.
- Game play time approximately 30 minutes.
- Box - approximately 11¾"(W) x 9½"(H) x 2½"(D)
- Instruction booklet.
- 90 Cards (6 packs).
- 2 Dice - to determine the length of play for each card.
- 1 Timer - to be set for each card according to the number of minutes indicated by the total of both dice.
- Scarf - the cards will say when and how to use the scarf.
- 'Do Not Disturb' Door Hanger - to ensure privacy during play.
- Each player takes their 3 packs of cards and shuffles them separately.
- Draw the top card from each pack - these 3 cards represent your hand for the game.
- You should both have an Mmm, an Ooh and an Aah card, each of which contain the instructions for you to read and act out on your partner. Put the other cards back in the box.
- Put your 3 cards face down in front of you. Do not read them until it is your turn.
- The cards must be played in the following order: Mmm's, Ooh's and Aahs.
- Throw both dice to determine who starts - whoever has the highest total reads their Mmm card first.
- The winner must throw both dice again to determine the length of play for their first card.
- Take a moment to read the card to yourself, getting the feel of the action.
- Set the timer to the minutes rolled by the dice and read your card exactly as instructed. The " symbol means that you should read that section of the card out loud to your partner.
- Ensure that you carry out all the instructions on the card to the word and within the time limit. Be sure to divide your time appropriately, so that all the actions get a fair share.
- Remember! The object of the game is to enjoy the other player. Enjoy!
Reviews
Press Reviews...
"Experience all you ever wanted in the bedroom but were afraid to ask. Best not suggest playing this with the whole family after Christmas dinner."Nova - May '01
"All of a sudden a bit of DIY home entertainment seems more appealing, and unlike most sex aids, this one doesn’t need batteries."Esquire - May '01
"Fancy a bit of Nookii? You should. And given that instructions range from ‘Climb on my back as if I was a horse and give my right buttock a hearty slap’ to ‘moisten my nipples then, with a gentle pinch, trigger their pertness,’ it’s guaranteed to bring out the Frank and Pat in all of you."Sky Magazine - May '01
"Winter brings with it endless long, cold evenings but here’s an idea to make those chilly nights fly by. Complete with a set of saucy questions, a scarf (for whatever) and a timer, it’s a game where there is no loser."B Magazine - May '01
"We’re not talking Scrabble here, then. So put on the Barry White compilation, hang the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on the bedroom door, roll the dice, and let the fun begin."ES Magazine - May '01
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Omg! This arrived today and I was browsing through the cards and I was amazed at how close to the mark the cards are!. Cant wait to try it out. I must read the instructions :).Pwanda, Bucks - Jun '09
This is more of a question than a review, but is this game intended for heterosexuals or can it be played by any couple? Ex. Are both human sex organs required?DmnDrgn, Maine - Jul '08
Firebox says: Nookii is aimed at heterosexual couples, and the cards are divided into 'his' and 'hers'. However, the instructions on some cards could easily be practised on either sex and others are open to interpretation...... so you could always pick one set of cards and split them between you, and if you're feeling inventive, experiment with the other!
This is the best thing I have ever bought my girlfriend. She liked it before she had even played it. The game is extremely simple, so that you don't have to spend hours learning rules...and the best bit. . There are no loosers, everyone wins.
I thought the MMM cards (the one you start with) would be fairly tame...but even they are fairly frisky.
The ooh cards take things on a step further, and are written in such as way as to place your partner in the dark slightly.
The ahh cards are about as close to consumating the act...without actually.
I thought the game was amazing (i was initially sceptical). It is fun, sexy, and as the other reviews have said allows you to try out other things in a safe and fun way.
Fully recommend it to any couple, in any stage of a relationship.Gringosteve, Stockport - Feb '07
I got this for my birthday, and what a birthday I had. The best card game i have ever had the pleasure to play, and I mean pleasure. Its a must have!!!!!Bear, Cornwall - Oct '03
BUY BUY BUY this game!
Best few notes ever spent, you can stick yer Scrabble & Ludo...this is the ULTIMATE board game...thanks!
Flushed Face, NE Scotland - Mar '02
This excellent game got me in a whole world of trouble. We both got so carried away I ended up proposing!.M Smith, Reading - Feb '02
Well I can't imagine any one not enjoying a game of this, within 20 mins of playing, the hardest part becomes resisting one another to finish the game! I have never resented the bell on a timer as much as this...Tiger, Surrey - Feb '02
Well I haven't actually bought one but it sounds like great fun one to play when you are feeling frisky but not when the kids are home. Luv Chardonnay.Chardonnay, - Feb '02
From the seductive design of the box, to the inclusion of a silk scarf, this product says "I dare you".
Is it a raunchy party game? No.
Will it make you helpless with laughter? Probably not.
Will you enjoy playing it? Most definitely yes.
This is a 2-player game, complete with the dead-giveaway do-not-disturb sign (supplied). It is surprisingly discrete (for an adult boardgame) leaving much up to your imagination/inclination most of the time.
Playing the game take the burden of making the first move, or perhaps suggesting something you might be a little shy to approach, out of your hands and gives you the odd shock along the way.
Exciting, fun, as erotic as you want it to be, an excellent way to spend half an hour or more with your loved one.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDEDMurray, Scotland - May '01
Giggle :) Even my man likes this game. Best way to play is when you
know people are coming round to visit in an hour's time - gets the blood
rushing. Then you can sit there and be all twinkly after rushing round the
house to hide it all away again :) Definitely a must for reviving a
relationship.Red Fraggle, Southsea - May '01
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