Nookii

A game of love. And the rest...

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This is what it says on the first page of the Nookii guidelines. "Nookii is a map of foreplay, a key to a door of possibilities on a multitude of sensual interactions. It works by suggestion, delivering diversity and humour. One of the key components of good sex is awareness and Nookii is a great way to enhance sensuality."

Concentrating firmly

It sounds a little bit Lovers Guide, perhaps, but it's a million miles away from being crude or blatantly cheap; a clever move on the part of the two girls who invented this adults-only game. The issue with games of this kind is that they usually recommend being wasted, having a can of whipped cream handy and a party of baying onlookers to roar at the sight of your bare arse being whipped or drawn on. Instead, Nookii, is about two people switching off for a while and concentrating firmly on one another. And one another's bits.

Pick a card

All you do is roll two dice, set the timer according to your score and then carry out the instructions on either a Mmm card (quite saucy, pre 9pm watershed stuff), an Ooh card (make sure the curtains are closed, it's getting saucy) or an Aah card ('I think he's attempting re-entry, Sir'*). Stopping short of inviting the participants to actually consummate their union, Nookii nevertheless will steam up your glasses with some of its recommended tasks. A scarf - not a woolly one, silly - is provided for use with certain instructions. The trickiest thing is finding someone to play it with...

*Q to M at the end of Moonraker (1979)

Please Note:

For adults over 18 years only.
For two players only.
Gameplay time approximately 30 minutes.

Dimensions:

Box - approximately 30cm (W) x 24.8cm (H) x 6.3cm (D)

Contents:

Instruction booklet.
90 Cards (6 packs).
2 Dice - to detemine the length of play for each card.
1 Timer - to be set for each card according to the number of minutes indicated by the total of both dice.
Scarf - the cards will say when and how to use the scarf.
'Do Not Disturb' Door Hanger - to ensure privacy during play.

Instructions:

Each player takes their 3 packs of cards and shuffles them separately.
Draw the top card from each pack - these 3 cards represent your hand for the game.
You should both have an Mmm, an Ooh and an Aah card, each of which contain the instructions for you to read and act out on your partner. Put the other cards back in the box.
Put your 3 cards face down in front of you. Do not read them until it is your turn.
The cards must be played in the following order: Mmm's, Ooh's and Aahs.
Throw both dice to determine who starts - whoever has the highest total reads their Mmm card first.
The winner must throw both dice again to determine the length of play for their first card.
Take a moment to read the card to yourself, getting the feel of the action.
Set the timer to the minutes rolled by the dice and read your card exactly as instructed. The " symbol means that you should read that section of the card out loud to your partner.
Ensure that you carry out all the instructions on the card to the word and within the time limit. Be sure to divide your time appropriately, so that all the actions get a fair share.
Remember! The object of the game is to enjoy the other player. Enjoy!

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Customer Reviews

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My husband bought this for our anniversary, and it is by far the best gift I ever received. This game can turn just good sex into the-stuff-of-romance-novels unbelievable sex! Can't get the last time we played out of my head, and can't wait to play it again. So I you're teetering on the edge of wondering whether or not to get this, my advice is GO FOR IT, you will never regret it.
Magenta, Suffolk - 27th August 2012

Bought this for Hubby's birthday, lots of fun but I do recommend that you read through all the cards FIRST and discard any that are likely to make you laugh too much or you know your partner won't enjoy, I had to get rid of all the ones to do with feet and one hilarious card asking you to pretend to be Spanish dancers (have uploaded a photo of this card if Firebox are brave enough to show it!) Other then that this is an excellent game, perfect for Valentines day! :D.
Sally-Marie Bartlam-Hawes, Southsea - 24th January 2011

Just been reading through the cards, my boyfriend and I are going to love this!! Firebox you are officially the coolest thing since the rubix cube.
Rhi, Wales - 14th July 2010

Omg! This arrived today and I was browsing through the cards and I was amazed at how close to the mark the cards are!. Cant wait to try it out. I must read the instructions :).
Pwanda, Bucks - 6th June 2009

This is more of a question than a review, but is this game intended for heterosexuals or can it be played by any couple? Ex. Are both human sex organs required?
DmnDrgn, Maine - 6th July 2008

Firebox says: Nookii is aimed at heterosexual couples, and the cards are divided into 'his' and 'hers'. However, the instructions on some cards could easily be practised on either sex and others are open to interpretation...... so you could always pick one set of cards and split them between you, and if you're feeling inventive, experiment with the other!

This is the best thing I have ever bought my girlfriend. She liked it before she had even played it. The game is extremely simple, so that you don't have to spend hours learning rules...and the best bit. . There are no loosers, everyone wins. I thought the MMM cards (the one you start with) would be fairly tame...but even they are fairly frisky. The ooh cards take things on a step further, and are written in such as way as to place your partner in the dark slightly. The ahh cards are about as close to consumating the act...without actually. I thought the game was amazing (i was initially sceptical). It is fun, sexy, and as the other reviews have said allows you to try out other things in a safe and fun way. Fully recommend it to any couple, in any stage of a relationship.
Gringosteve, Stockport - 15th February 2007