Christmas Tree Poster

The heart-warming image of a family decorating a Christmas tree is a festive classic: stockings hanging above the fireplace as mom and dad arrange the tinsel; faces lighting up as twinkling lights are draped across branches; holiday tunes playing on the radio as cockney street urchins throw snowballs outside...hang on, we're confusing our eras here.

The point is this cozy cliché is a load of movie malarkey. Put simply, Christmas trees are a freakin' nightmare. It's a miracle if the lights work, there are needles and smashed balls all over the floor and you can never quite reach the fairy (insert your own joke here). And that's after you've nearly broken your back carrying the thing home.

Fortunately you won't have to suffer any of the above this year thanks to the ingenious Christmas Tree Poster. Depicting a fully decorated tree in all its festive glory, this huge, high quality print is ideal for anyone who can't be bothered to erect a real tree. Simply unroll it and tack it to the wall. Easy!

At almost 6 feet tall, the Christmas Tree Poster is so realistic visitors might even be fooled into thinking it's real (assuming they've been hitting the egg nog all afternoon). And with a price tag that even Scrooge would approve of, this festive pic is a great way of adding a touch of Christmas cheer to your home or office. If space is limited it's a no-brainer.

When Christmas is over, simply roll up the poster and shove it back in its storage tube until next year. No mess, no fuss, no sawing up into itty-bitty pieces and waiting till July for the garbage man to collect the remains. It really is genius!

If you're predicting a party-filled festive season, the Christmas Tree Poster is perfect - trying to hang balls on a tree when your head feels like it's been walloped by a frozen turkey is enough to put you over the edge. And even if you still like the idea of buying a real tree, this handy poster serves as additional festive foliage. So hurry up and get ordering. To quote the boy on the street after Scrooge meets all his ghosts: IT'S CHRISTMAS!!