Do not underestimate the power of a hot bath. And remember, the suds will be with you. Always. If all this sounds utterly bonkers it's because several characters from the greatest sci-fi franchise in the galaxy have undergone a startling transformation.
Pond Wars Ducks are, as you may have ascertained, LED-packed rubber duckies resembling characters from a bathtub far, far away. Simply pop 'em in the water and watch in awe as they float around and automatically phase through various mesmerising colours.
Whether you choose Luke Pondwater, Duck Fadar, Princess Layer or Pondtrooper, you can be sure bathtime will never be the same again. In fact, why not buy all four and conduct your very own water-based sci-fi epics: from Pond Wars: A New Soap to The Empire Goes Quack!
Luke's box folds into a Duck-Wing Fighter Ship
With their hi-tech helmets and hair-dos you won't know whether to kneel before these hilarious hybrids, 'fire' shower gel at them or soap your wobbly bits as they bob about in a truly riduckulous fashion. And we guarantee you'll be unable to resist providing your own Pond Wars voiceovers - breathe heavily into your toothbrush beaker and the Duck Lord himself could be in the bathroom.
I have you now!
We've absolutely no idea what the creators of Pond Wars Ducks were thinking of when they came up with these mood lights/waterfowl/sci-fi fusions, but we've asked for a couple of gallons of what they were drinking at the time. Surreal concept aside, Pond Wars Ducks are actually pretty ingenious, as their internal LEDs are water-activated. Taking them out of the bath causes their circuits to break and their lights to go off. Impressive, most impressive!
We think Pond Wars Ducks will be a big hit with bathers of all ages, so hit Buy before the whole galaxy turns to the Duck side. And now we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel loofah...