Poor old Mr P. Just as he was getting over the embarrassment of being immortalized in key ring form, he turns up in the shape of a rather mischievous table lamp. And yes, the rubberized on/off switch is exactly where you think it is! No wonder his whole head lights up when you, ahem, turn him on.

In terms of originality, this naughty little fella leaves most table lamps in the shade. Unless of course you've already seen one with a tallywhacker that doubles up as a switch. But we doubt that, because only a character as endearing as Mr P could get away with being so cheeky.

Thankfully Mr P comes complete with a smart shade to hide his face (but not his appendage). Having said that, we prefer to position the shade at a tilted angle or remove it completely so we can still see his innocent 'what, me?' expression. Sorry Mr P, you're just too cute to hide.


Indeed, just like the famous Manneken Pis in Brussels, the Mr P Lamp will garner 'oohs!' and 'urghs!' in equal measure. He'll also garner plenty of grins. He won't, unfortunately, squirt water all over the place.

Ideal as a desktop lamp, Mr P is so versatile he can be used as a bedside light or even a floor lamp. It all depends on how badly you want to share his embarrassment. Speaking of which, you could always strip off yourself and throw a light shade over your head. But that would only shed light on your strange habits.

This whimsical exhibitionist is guaranteed to illuminate any situation and add a touch of quirky humor to your home or office. Because let's face it, there aren't that many table lamps that possess a you-know-what. And there are even less that would have the cajones to show it - especially when it's so dinky. Still, it's not how big it is...