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Scorpion Vodka

Guaranteed to leave you shaken and urgh-ed!

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Scorpion Vodka
Picture the scene: a friend returns from some former Soviet republic clutching a bottle of vodka that's supposedly been fermented in the nose cone of a MiG using Siberian snow flakes, before being bottled by one of Rasputin's relatives in a former Cossack boot factory. How do you top that?

No, you don't admit defeat in the battle of vodka one-upmanship; you produce a bottle of Scorpion Vodka and make your gloating guest look sillier than Boris Yeltsin after a few lemonades.

Scorpion Vodka

Get your drink on!



As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat. So they tell us. The word is that each pincer-wielding beastie (infused in the vodka for three months before hitting the shelves) has undergone a special detoxifying process. This neutralises the scorpion's venom, making it 100% edible, tail 'n' all!

Scorpion Vodka

Eeeek!

We're not saying this makes it any easier to wolf down the sozzled little critter but it's nice to know that death and paralysis are not on the cards when you're chewing on that deliciously squishy tail. Besides, the Scorpion lives in the bottom of the bottle, so chances are you'll have downed the contents before you're faced with eating it.

As well as its novelty factor, the eight-legged lush in each bottle has other benefits. No, really. For starters it's guaranteed to frighten the living daylights out of would-be booze bandits ('Blah-blah won't mind if I just nick a bit of his vodk...aargh!'). What's more it imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka and smooths off its sharp edge. Not that you'll be thinking about that when you're arguing over who has to eat the little blighter. Mmm...pincers. Cheers!

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This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

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This product can only be delivered to addresses within the UK.


Please Note:
  • 37.5% alc. vol.
  • You must be 18 or over to purchase this product.
Dimensions:
  • 70ml bottle approximately 4cm(W) x 8cm(H) x 4cm(D)

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visitor avatar Just recieved it today, was really prompt! Can't wait to see the look on my partners face when he opens it for his Birthday!! Extra thank you for the little pack of sweets, my 2 year old was distracted by them while I nosed through the box lol! I LOVE the idea of the 'air pillows' and them being bio-degradable. Well done firebox!
Kirsty Mc C, Peterborough, Uk - Nov '09
Firebox says: We're glad we could help distract your little one long enough for you!

visitor avatar Absolutely delighted with this. Ordered it late on the Wed and received it early Thurs! Can't recommend product or Firebox highly Enough!!!!!
Craig Ross, Aberdeen - Oct '09
visitor avatar Awsome pressent that now sits on top of our TV scaring people who come round. "would you like a drink" mwahaha.
Sarah, Suffolk, UK - Nov '07
visitor avatar I got this for my friend as a birthday prez and although he didn't eat the scorpion someone else did !!! Even if it wasn't all nice it's definitely a gr8 gift to buy someone !!!!!
Richard M, Newcastle - Jun '07
visitor avatar I bought this for my boyfriends 18th and it was so worth the money, he's still got it on his tv at home. I think he's scared to eat the little critter haha. I'm so pleased with how fast it came, if you're thinking of buying it then DO IT! So worth the look on theier faces =D.
Angelica Smith, Isle Of Wight - Jan '09
visitor avatar Ok so I've got it... but afraid to drink or eat the thing ! May just keep it for show. . But it's all good! Very cool looking lol!
Dan, Stevenage, Hertfordshire - Jun '07
visitor avatar It rocked, but my cousin had the drink and 8 the scorpion, but it still is awesome! Thanks Firebox.
Mich, Manchester - Apr '07
visitor avatar Ordered the 250ml as an xmas present & now want one for myself haha. Very fast delivery, it arrived 19hours later with all the other xmas presents I ordered. Thanks Firebox!!
Matt Challis, Barrow-in-Furness - Nov '09
visitor avatar This looks amazing. If not a little scary. Bought it for my sons 18th! this is going to be his first legal drink. Baptism of fire I think!!
Alan, Liverpool - Nov '09
visitor avatar Lovin this vodka brilliant service next day delivery was great im just building up the courage to eat the sozzled critter now lol thanks guys.
Eddie H, Newcastle Upon Tyne - Oct '09
 
 
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Scorpilicious!
This Scorpion Vodka is really very nice, as was preparing and eating the scorpion afterwards!
Kate Glover, Eastbourne, UK - 11th Apr 2007
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