Don't just feel the noise - wear it!


Don't just feel the noise - wear it!

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The panel lights up when music plays

When we first heard about a T-shirt called the T-Equaliser we half expected to see a garment depicting a moody looking Edward Woodward (youngsters, get Googling). But no, the T-Equaliser gets its name from the fact it has a whacking great graphic equaliser across its chest.

But it's not some ironed-on picture of a classic LED equaliser (like the ones Capri drivers favoured back in the Harry Bigbutton 80s). No, this particular equaliser is of the electro luminescent variety, and it actually reacts to the music it 'hears'. How? Well a clever little mini battery pack is hidden in a pocket just inside the hem. This powers the gleaming LEDs on the equaliser. Clever, eh!

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Looking flashy!

Rendering every other 'look at me' T-shirt utterly obsolete, the T-Equaliser is the ultimate in clubwear. Forget about sweary shock Ts and retro schlock Ts, this eye-catching shirt is guaranteed to mesmerise fellow clubbers and pubbers as it illuminates and moves in time to the music.

We've noticed that the T-Equaliser goes mad to that 'uncha-uncha-uncha' cacophony favoured by clubbers, but it also seems to like metal and the (cranked up) theme to Father Dowling Investigates. The darker the venue and the louder the music, the better.

We donned our T-Equalisers for a night out and lost count of the people who asked where we got them. Of course, we said Firebox. And so will everyone else, so get ordering and pump up the volume before it's too late.

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Please Note:
  • Unplug the battery pack before washing.
  • Hand wash only.
  • Do not iron over plastic area.
Battery Requirements:
  • Requires 4 x AAA batteries (not included)
T-shirt size (chest width):
  • Medium: 38-40"
  • Large: 40-42"
  • Extra Large: 44-46"

Customer Reviews

Do the sizes alter width ways and length? Getting one for my brother, usually a large because he is tall...but may get him a medium if they only get wider as the sizes go up.
Sophie Giles - 20th October 2011
Firebox says: They're pretty standard high street sizes Sophie. I would suggest you go with what he usually gets. If it doesn't fit we would be happy for you to return it and we can arrange an exchange or refund.
Hi I was just wondering how long the the batterys last for if u could tell that would be great.
Tom Hayes - 6th October 2011
Firebox says: Hi Tom, how long is a piece of string!? This is unfortunately quite a subjective question as it completely depends on the quality of battery you buy. Providing you buy some reasonable quality batteries the T-Equaliser should stay lit long enough for you to boogie the night away!
Yes, this is a fantastic product!
Alina - 21st July 2011
Hi, this shirt looks amazing! I was wondering how bulky the tech is inside it and where is the battery pack placed on the shirt?
Sam - 2nd May 2011
Firebox says: The tech really isn't that bulky. The battery pack is in a case which tucks into a 'pouch' on the inside of the t-shirt.
Do you have a store to go buy your products, I love them :).
Rosa Milena Caroprese - 12th April 2011
Firebox says: We are strictly online :)
To all the people who ask about the 'screen'... its not a screen!! its electro luminescent wires! nothing to do with screens, these are for all intents and purposes water proof as covered in plastic. Saying that, its not a bad deal, but you could make one yourself for cheaper....
N - 17th February 2011