The Beerbelly
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Pre-order now!You may pre-order this item now and it will be shipped to you as soon as it arrives in stock. Or you can choose to be notified by email when the item arrives in stock.
Made up of an insulated neoprene sling and a polyurethane bladder connected to a drinking tube, the Beerbelly® holds over a half gallon of amber nectar and it will stay cold for hours with the optional freezer pack. Amazing, right? Okay, so you'll look a little chubby when wearing it, but who gives a XXXX when you can stealth swig your favorite brew wherever you may roam.
Just think of the possibilities: no more lining up and forking out on overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. Why, the money you'll save at just one event will pay for your Beerbelly® and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts. Probably. You can even go jogging, skiing and hiking wearing your Beerbelly® (but perhaps it'd be best to fill it with water, not beer).
This really is one of the greatest booze-related inventions we've ever seen. Indeed, the only downside is that you'll resemble one of the Cheers cast from the chest down - surely a small price to pay when you can secretly chug beer whenever and wherever you please. And if anyone questions your new gut you can use one of our prepared comebacks:
- 'I'm an Elvis impersonator and on in five.'
- 'This is a medical device. Wanna see where the tube leads?'
- 'Stand back…I'm with SWAT and this is stealth body armor.'
- 'My catheter runneth over.'
- 'Want a beer?'
As you can imagine, the Beerbelly® is going to fly off the shelves faster than you can say 'I hope that's lager you're drinking' so we suggest you hit Add to Cart before we call last orders on this utterly brilliant boozing accessory. 'Urp!
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This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 21.
By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 21 years of age or older.
Please Note:
- Please drink responsibly.
Features:
- Designed to fit wearers up to 6'8" tall with up to a 40" waist.
- Made of neoprene, the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes.
- Holds over a half gallon of your favorite drink (over four pints!).
- Holds either cold or hot drinks.
- The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning.
- When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a Beerbelly®.
- The optional freezer pack keeps drinks colder for longer. It can also be used as a hot pack to keep drinks or soups hot!
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"...not only will you have a constant supply of liquid but if you have a disapproving partner, you can sip in secret thanks to the connected drinking tube."
What Video & High-Definition TV |
"As if most golfers didn't already have enough problems in the beer belly department, here is an unbelievable gadget..."
Today's Golfer |
"Think festivals, football games, cricket matches, even the cinema; you'll never be without it again."
Boys Toys |
"Worn under clothes, it looks like an innocent case of middle-aged spread"
The Week |
"it looks like the beer belly could be coming back into fashion."
The Metro |
"Ok, I’ll admit it, we don’t mean the sort of beer belly that takes years of hard work in the pub to make. No, the Beerbelly is a novel takeoff from hydration packs such as the Camelback."
Pocket-lint.co.uk |
"Our verdict is it's going to be a big winner across the nation."
Daily Star |
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Firebox.com Flash Video Player
Beerbelly Video
This is a video of me filling up my Beerbelly with high quality vodka, hardcore huh?
(DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!)
Scott Munroe, Newcastle, UK
- 15th Jan 2007
Video URL:
http://www.firebox.com/video/86
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The only problem is that the waist size only goes up to 40". For any of us 'real' bigger guys it won't fit!
Paul, Manchester - Jul '06 |
Utter class product, a must buy! (Yes I MUST buy it!).
Liam, Pembrokeshire - Jun '06 |
Every man must have one of these.
Will, Surrey - Apr '06 |
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