Rapid Fire Rifle

When it comes to inter-office warfare, boing-ing rubber bands at your enemies simply won't do in this day and age. The squishy foam dart is now the ammo du jour, and the weapon with which to shoot it is the ingenious Rapid Fire Rifle.

This clip-fed fun gun is one of the most entertaining pretend hand cannons ever devised because it features a lever-action cocking mechanism that ejects empty shells - just like those Wild West repeaters popularized by the likes of Lee 'Angel Eyes' Van Cleef and Chuck 'Tin Can Alley' Connors.


This allows all you wannabe Wyatt Earps to squeeze off several shots before reloading, so you can make a complete Clint out of yourself cranking the lever in a mucho-macho fashion and leaving a trail of empty shells in your wake as you shoot up the office.


Okay, we know the Rapid Fire Rifle doesn't look particularly authentic (unless your name's Yosemite Sam) but who cares when you can fire six foam darts without reloading. Simply crank the sturdy lever and another squishy slug (complete with casing) is loaded and the previous casing is ejected. Realistic? You can almost hear that 'ahee-ahee-aah, wah-wah-wah!' music from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly each time you hit a rival riflemen... sorry, we mean static target.




With a range of around 25-30 ft, the Rapid Fire Rifle is ideal for running rustlers outta town and sales reps outta the office. It's also great for shooting tin cans off the hickory stump - well okay, paper cups off the photocopier. Indeed, to paraphrase Clint Eastwood's Man with No Name: 'There are two kinds of people in this world: those with Rapid Fire Rifles and those with foreheads full of suckers.' So hurry up and get ordering before our entire supply skedaddles into the sunset. Ahee-ahee-aah, wah-wah-wah!