Raunchy Wrapping Paper
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Everyone loves presents, but all that wrapping/unwrapping jive can be a real drag, can't it? Because let's be honest, the vast majority of wrapping paper are about as exciting as granny's scented drawer liners. Yes, there is some posh paper on the market, but glittery snowflakes, fancy patterns and badly drawn cakes are enough to make anyone want to rip their gifts open in a frenzy and chuck the crumbled-up debris in the nearest dumpster.
For this reason we've been hunting high, low and everywhere in-between for wrapping paper that conforms to the Firebox ethos of style, sophistication and high-brow innovation. Sadly we couldn't find any. That's why we've decided to stock up on a load of Raunchy Wrapping Paper. And no, your eyes do not deceive you: each supersize (33" x 23") sheet of this amusingly risqué gift wrap really is printed with a montage of stunning ladies in varying stages of undress. But - and here's the clever part - only on the reverse side. Sneaky, right?
To the casual observer Raunchy Wrapping Paper appears to be innocuous yet stylish gift wrap with a blue striped motif. But when recipients tear into their presents they'll come face to face with a bevy of jaw-droppingly attractive beauties in the almost buff. It's enough to make R. Kelly blush! What's more, the tasteful but provocative poses struck by these scantily-clad sirens are certain to stimulate the most jaded of present opener. And even if near nude ladies don't float your boat, Raunchy Wrapping Paper still represents a fabulous alternative to regular gift wrap.
In fact, Raunchy Wrapping Paper is so delightfully distracting friends might even forgive you for presenting them with novelty socks for the umpteenth year in a row. So come on, what are you waiting for? We figure Raunchy Wrapping Paper is going to fly off the shelves faster than you can say 'I've caught my double entendre in your ribbon rosette.' Grrrr!
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Please note:
- Rated 16+ for nude naughtyness.
- May not be suitable for your grandma.
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I have got the male one for my hubby. Can't wait to see his face when he unwraps his presents - he wll be shocked to see the raunchy MEN! mwaaahaaaahaaaa!!!
Zee, Leicester - Apr '07 |
My girlfriend thought that the paper was hilarious, although she did say that the men on it looked too young and too gay... See if you can spot the fully clothed one, the slightly tubby one and the one with a hairy ass!
James, Huddersfield - Feb '07 |
This wrapping paper is totally fab! I wrapped my boyfriends presents in it and he found it hilarious...I've even got a bit left for my best friends Xmas prezzie... She's gonna get a bit of a shock!
Frankie, Nottingham - Dec '06 |
My wife bought me this to wrap up a naff present, but I thought the gift wrap was the present!not going to throw it away, piecing it together for my loo wall :).
David, Kent - Jan '06 |
Very cool product. My dad will be sure to have a smile on his face when he opens his xmas pressie. Paper is very good quality and slightly thicker than normal wrapping paper. Selotape can carefully be removed without taking any print with it. Great if your reciever wants to keep it :).
James Glover, Berkshire - Dec '05 |
Lol - not suitble for your gran!
Jack, Devon - Nov '05 |
This paper was brilliant!! A friend wrapped my gift in it. I didn't even realise the rude content of the inside at first, but when I did, it was hilarious! Got me some strange looks from my mum!!
Sarah, Nottingham - Nov '05 |
It was a very nice surprise for my dad and he took it on the chin and laughed to. Highly recommend it to everyone, Great Site.
Billy, Dunfermaline - Nov '05 |
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