Bullseye in Your Pocket
You can't beat a bit of Bully
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Inept but brilliant, unfunny but hilarious, rubbish but good, tongue-in-cheek but deadly serious; these are just a few of the startling contradictions that spring to mind when you think of the show that was Bullseye and the legend that is Jim Bowen.
In fact the whole concept of a gameshow involving darts, speedboats and a northern stand-up remains a fascinating paradox. Maybe that's why Bullseye was one of the most captivating TV shows ever. From Jim's so-bad-they-were-good jokes and Tony's shocking pullovers, to a succession of revolving dartboards, moo-ing Bullys and questions from the "What colour is an orange/Who wrote Beethoven's 5th Symphony" school of difficulty, Bullseye was essential viewing for anyone who couldn't be bothered (or wasn't old enough) to go to the pub on a Sunday afternoon.

And what about the prizes? Speedboats for winners from Wolverhampton, hang gliding lessons for elderly runners-up and, of course, Bendy Bullys and tinny tankards for everyone. In terms of top class entertainment Bullseye was a genuine one hundred and eightyyyyy!
But the glue that held this truly brilliant mess together was good old Jim Bowen. And it is with this incontrovertible fact in mind that we bring you the brilliant Bullseye in Your Pocket Voice Keychain. This handheld gizmo allows you to enjoy Jim's wit and wisdom whenever and wherever you want. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of six classic Bullseye one-liners, specially recorded by Jim:

So here's your question: for £9.95 are you going to buy Bullseye in Your Pocket? Your money isn't on its way to the hospice after the show, your tankards aren't safe and we can't even give you your BFH, but we can guarantee that Bullseye in Your Pocket will provide you with hours of entertainment. And remember, you can't beat a bit of Bully!
In fact the whole concept of a gameshow involving darts, speedboats and a northern stand-up remains a fascinating paradox. Maybe that's why Bullseye was one of the most captivating TV shows ever. From Jim's so-bad-they-were-good jokes and Tony's shocking pullovers, to a succession of revolving dartboards, moo-ing Bullys and questions from the "What colour is an orange/Who wrote Beethoven's 5th Symphony" school of difficulty, Bullseye was essential viewing for anyone who couldn't be bothered (or wasn't old enough) to go to the pub on a Sunday afternoon.

And what about the prizes? Speedboats for winners from Wolverhampton, hang gliding lessons for elderly runners-up and, of course, Bendy Bullys and tinny tankards for everyone. In terms of top class entertainment Bullseye was a genuine one hundred and eightyyyyy!But the glue that held this truly brilliant mess together was good old Jim Bowen. And it is with this incontrovertible fact in mind that we bring you the brilliant Bullseye in Your Pocket Voice Keychain. This handheld gizmo allows you to enjoy Jim's wit and wisdom whenever and wherever you want. Simply press a button and you'll hear one of six classic Bullseye one-liners, specially recorded by Jim:
- "Now I've got seven pounds here. It's gonna take me 2 minutes to count this out. I'll see you after the break - it gets no better."
Windows Media (35KB) - "Oh, not another speedboat is it?"
Windows Media (20KB) - "Look at what you could have won!"
Windows Media (23KB) - "Here's your spelling question: spell 'DOG'. Correct. I'll check that with Bully. Moooooo!!"
Windows Media (27KB) - "Super, smashing, great!"
Windows Media (38KB) - "Now you've won nothing, but here's your BFH - Your Bus Fare Home."
Windows Media (21KB)

So here's your question: for £9.95 are you going to buy Bullseye in Your Pocket? Your money isn't on its way to the hospice after the show, your tankards aren't safe and we can't even give you your BFH, but we can guarantee that Bullseye in Your Pocket will provide you with hours of entertainment. And remember, you can't beat a bit of Bully!
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Thanks to our friends at UKGameshows for providing us with the images from the Bullseye Game Show.
Please note:
Please note:
- Authentic Jim Bowen recordings
- Includes keyring attachment (keys not included)
- Requires 3 x AG13/LR44 DC 1.5V Watch batteries (Included)
- Approximately 4.5cm (W) x 9cm (L) x 2cm (D) not including key chain
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I had this in our office secret santa. Always handy to for those special Jimbo moments (from under the desk). It's my newest 'executive toy' - sure beats my other 'executive stylee racing nuns'
My fav - "now 'ere's your spelling question. Spell Dog" - a classic.Pedro, London - 28th February 2007
Great stuff...you can't beat a bit of Bully!.... Shame about the "Stay out the black..." phrase not being in it!.... Still... it's worth spending your BFH on it for the memories!Andy Reedman, Peterborough - 12th December 2005
It is the best key ring ever... Super Smashing Great!!!
BRING BACK BULSEYE.Graham Y, Saffron Walden - 5th September 2005
Great set of phrases, but where's the real classic? "Keep out of the black and in the red. You get nothing in this game for two in a bed" ... fnarr!Simon Ward, York - 16th August 2005
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