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Bored of perfectly folded paper and exquisitely tied ribbon? Fancy adding a more ‘personal’ touch? Then why not have your presents CrapWrapped™ at Firebox. This exclusive, uniquely shoddy gift wrapping option involves us wrapping your pressies in a slapdash fashion.

So how is it wrapped?

Too much offensive brown tape, untidily hacked at wrapping paper, rips in the packaging exposing the surprise underneath. Indeed, it takes a high degree of skill to deliberately wrap a present this poorly, so to confirm authenticity some tipsy bloke wearing boxing gloves and a sack on his head will slap a genuine CrapWrapped™ label on the completed mess.

A refreshing alternative to the perfectly wrapped gifts you see in sugary movies, CrapWrap™ represents a novel twist on this whole wrapping malarkey. Aww, you shouldn’t have!

How do I order my items CrapWrapped™?

It’s easy! Just shop as usual, adding items to your basket and go to the Firebox Checkout.

When you get to the Gift Wrap section, choose “Individual Wrap” (or “Wrap My Items Together” if you have this option and prefer):


... then choose CrapWrap™ from the list of gift-wrap options presented for the products you would like gift-wrapped:


...and our ham-fisted gift wrappers will do their best at doing their worst in wrapping your products for you.

CrapWrap™ in the Press

‘an ingenious way to help men’
Mail on Sunday

‘cheering news for lazy men…Firebox.com has perfected an authentic Neanderthal wrapping service… It makes you proud to be British’
Daily Telegraph

Also seen in The Observer, The Daily Mail, Daily Sport, Daily Star, Washinton Post, Gaydar Radio and on GMTV (Thursday 18th Dec)

We have a number of high-res images for all our press friends here.