Summer is here! And that’s official. But seeing as the general outlook is gloomier than a Black Sabbath B-side, we thought we’d kickstart April with a few forehead-slappingly astonishing new products.
First up, prepare to have your flabber thoroughly gasted by SatNav Shoes
, stylish trainers packed with GPS technology. You’ll be lost without them! Next up there’s the iREMember Dream Recorder
, an ingenious bit of kit capable of converting dreams into mindblowing video files. Yes, really!
You’ll need a drink after all that so why not sprinkle a sachet of Powdered Beer
into regular tap water for a perfectly carbonated pint of 5.2% amber nectar. And if DIY wallop isn’t your bag, try our outrageous P*ss up in a Brewery Experience
, a shockingly boozy day out involving beer, ladies, beer, peanuts and more beer. ‘Urp!