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Firebox First! Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Soak up some knowledge
Ever wondered what plutonium's atomic number is whilst soaping your bits? Course you have, that's why you need this ingenious shower curtain. Depicting the Periodic Table in all its baffling glory, it's the ideal way to brush up on your transition metals without causing a splash. More...

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Electronic Guitar Shirt
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever
We’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but your guitar on your chest? That’s mad. Or is it, because this riff-tastic electronic T-shirt is emblazoned with a fully playable guitar. It even comes with a mini amp that goes to eleven. Don’t even look at it. Kerrang! More...




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Star Wars Chop Sabers
The power of the Fork? Pah!
The Fork is strong come dinner time, but how is the average Star Wars fan supposed to retain their dignity whilst eating chow mein? Easy, with a pair of chopsticks fashioned to resemble light sabers. Officially licensed by Lucasfilm, these are the utensils you’re looking for. Help you they can, yes. More...




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Firebox Exclusive! Sex Panther
Stings the nostrils…in a good way!
If you’ve seen Anchorman you’ll know all about Sex Panther. It’s the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it’s more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds’ movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr! More...

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Star Trek Pizza Cutter
Live long and slice pizza
Pizza… the ideal sustenance. These are the voyages of the Star Trek Pizza Cutter. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new kitchens; to seek out squishy pizzas; to boldly slice where no slicer has sliced before. Yes Trekkies, this officially licensed chromium plated utensil is shaped just like the Shatner-era Enterprise. Laa-laaaa… More...

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$39.59
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Firebox First! Darth Vader LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock
Lego of your hate and wake up!
Celebrate the bizarre union between two titans of pop culture with this LCD alarm clock fashioned to resemble LEGO Star Wars Darth Vader. Ideal for sci-fi fans and plastic brick buffs, it's the perfect way to bring balance to your morning. More...

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Stormtrooper LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock
Maybe it's another drill
Ideal for sleepy geeks and anyone who’s ever dreamt of waking up in a Death Star dormitory, this is the clock you’re looking for. More...

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Angry Birds 8" Plush Toys
Birds of play
If you like your birds big and angry (but don’t mind the odd pig) look no further because these snugglesome cuddlies are 8” high! More...



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Angry Birds Mini Plush with Sound
You would like me when I’m angry
Ah, sweet birdsong. Not! These moody little blighters chirp, squawk and even oink (yes, there's a pig in there too) every time you squeeze 'em. Infuriatingly brilliant. More...





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Angry Birds Giant Plush
Appsolutely enormous
Why merely play Angry Birds when you can snuggle up to a really, really big one! It’s easy thanks to these snugglesome 16” plush toys. More...



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Firebox First! Fight Club Soap
I am Jack’s complete lack of hygiene
An officially-licensed replica of the iconic bar from the Fight Club poster – except this one isn’t made with stolen human fat. More...

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Star Wars Adult Bath Robes
It is useless to resist
The Force is strong with you, but you are not a Jedi yet. No worries, just slip into one of our 100% cotton velour Star Wars Bath Robes (officially licensed by Lucas Films we might add). Featuring large hoods, wide sleeves, sash belts and Jedi/Imperial logos, these are the dressing gowns you’re looking for! More...

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Star Trek Bottle Opener
Set to stun
Beer - the ideal refreshment. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise Bottle Opener. Its ongoing mission: to explore strange new kitchens. To seek out pesky bottles. To boldly open what no opener has opened before. Laa-laaaa... More...

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$17.69
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Pac-Man Heat Changing Mug
Anyone for tea and power pellets?
Give tea breaks a retro-geeky twist with this officially licensed mug adorned with the legendary Pac-Man maze. Pour in hot liquid and the pill-scoffing icon appears, along with his ghostly pursuers, as if by magic. Wakka wakka ‘ulp! More...

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