EST. 1998
Ever get the feeling you’ve been had? A fool and his money are soon parted, as the saying goes. Not quite true in this case however, as although you are indeed an 'April Fool', this product is entirely fictitious.
For now...
Here’s our latest April Fools offerings for your perusal:
A 1:2 scale replica of everyone’s favourite luxury liner, this easy-to-assemble tent will sleep up to 1000 of your friends.
Just strap your feet into these giant ABS plinths and ask your friends to push you onto the ball, dribble up the field and score!
More Skrillex than Screwfix, each of the pressure-sensitive rungs is pre-programmed to play a 5-second burst of grimy, bass-heavy gibberish as you step on it.
Based on the enormous North American Brown Bear (or Ursus Arctos Ineptias), this 1:1 gummi masterpiece stands just shy of 2m tall. Calories? Don’t ask…
This bespoke box will launch up to 200 brilliant white rockets – creating a likeness of your face in the night sky, visible up to 30km away.
Made from the equivalent of two hundred red-top tabloids, this cardboard bike is light, portable and simple to assemble. When you reach your destination, just throw it away!
This limited edition pack of eight Silly Bandz has been designed to feature well-known shapes that will be appearing on the big day.
This funky piece of memorabilia is a great way to show your support for the 2012 Olympics. Just remember to wind it, or it’ll stop.
Helping you to quit meat, just two puffs of this artificially-baconated vapour will satisfy your body’s cravings for protein, while you wean yourself onto nuts and seeds.
Forget the cold shoulder, now you can punish your other half like the baby he/she really is, with this naughty step specifically designed for adults. Waaaah!
Why waste time gawping out the window wishing your washing dry (try saying that after a shandy) when you can receive all the relevant info via this high tech WiFi clothes peg. Mmm…dry pants!
Fancy a trip to the future? Then why not cryogenically freeze yourself for between 5 and 30 years with this DIY carbon chamber. (Kiss from Princess Leia not included).
Don’t let the fastest, greediest ducks scoff all your bread. Show them who’s boss with this ingenious gizmo that lets you exclude aggressive duckies from your floating breadfest. Quack you very much!
As seen on last week’s Jeremy Kyle show, this humungous fleece blanket with integrated sleeves can accommodate up to five family members plus the dog!
Say cheese to the greatest year of your life when you join the Firebox Cheese Club. Sign up and as well as receiving a different wedge every month, you’ll get a smart wooden cheese board.
Burnt hooter? Roasted tum? Apply this easily-absorbed UVA/UVB sunscreen in a darkened room and you’ll never miss a bit again as it glows green in low light.
Now you can share your dreams with everyone – literally, thanks to this utterly amazing gadget that records your dreams and transforms them into digital movie files. Yes, really!
The beshtest day out ever, this boozy experience involves lager, ladies, lager, music, nuts, shots, kebabs, lager and maybe some additional lager. ‘Urp!
Get busy with the fizzy and call time on pricey cans and bottles with this incredible powdered beer. Simply add water and prepare to be refreshed and amazed in equal measure!
Throw away your maps and TomToms and let your shoes show you the way. That's right, now you can navigate your way through the busiest cities with ease thanks to these incredible satnav shoes that talk the talk and walk the walk!
