Ever get the feeling you've been had? A fool and his money are soon parted, as the saying goes. Not quite true in this case however, as although you are indeed an 'April Fool', this product is entirely fictitious.
For now...
Here's the other April Fools products. Vote for the one you'd actually buy!
Piss Up In A Brewery Experience
The beshtest day out ever, this Piss Up In A Brewery Experience involves lager, ladies, lager, music, nuts, shots, kebabs, lager and maybe some additional lager. ‘Urp!
SatNav Shoes
Throw away your maps and TomToms and let your shoes show you the way. That's right, now you can navigate your way through the busiest cities with ease thanks to these incredible SatNav Shoes that talk the talk and walk the walk!
iREMember Dream Recorder
Now you can share your dreams with everyone – literally, thanks to this utterly amazing iREMember Dream Recorder that records your dreams and transforms them into digital movie files. Yes, really!
Powdered Beer
Get busy with the fizzy and call time on pricey cans and bottles with this incredible Powdered Beer. Simply add water and prepare to be refreshed and amazed in equal measure!



























