Bored of perfectly folded paper and exquisitely tied ribbon? Why not have your presents CrapWrapped™
at Firebox and let us add that ‘personal’ touch for you. This exclusive and thoroughly slapdash gift wrapping service involves us wrapping your gifts in a disgracefully reckless fashion.
- Lashings of offensive brown tape riddled with stray (mostly human) hairs
- Pathetic attempts at folding
- 40% too little or too much wrapping paper used
- Wretched rips and tears exposing the surprise underneath
Indeed, it takes a high degree of skill to deliberately wrap a present this poorly, so to confirm its hideous authenticity we slap a genuine CrapWrapped™ label on the completed mess.
It’s so bad, they’ll think you wrapped it! Not sure what to CrapWrap™
? Why not try our Gift Finder?