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Thinking Putty - from $9.95 Bend me, shape me, any way you want me Mind-blowing Thinking Putty leaves all other stress relievers firmly in the shade. Thinking Putty stretches, bounces, shatters, tears, and even snaps. Move over Silly Putty - Thinking Putty is poised to become the latest must-have stress relief toy. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Dunk Mug - $24.95 Anyone for biscotti? Why balance your biscuit on the edge of your mug or fool around with plates? Smart cookies pop then in the nifty compartment of this ingenious mug. Serve it up! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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MyCuppa Mugs - $14.95 Tar-like or wishy washy? You decide! Making tea or coffee for friends can be a haphazard business. So why not get it right every time with these smart mugs that feature colour matching charts on the inside. Simply match the brew to the selected colour. Easy! Pass the digestives. Another Firebox US Exclusive! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Finger Drums - $24.95 The magic touch Perfect your paradiddles and make a right Ringo out of yourself with this miniature desktop drumkit. Simply tip-tap the drums and cymbals with your fingers and the kit responds with various realistic sounds. You can even record your rhythms and rolls. Ka-boom-chi! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Splat Stan - $12.95 Gulp, gulp, splat! As if this rubbery guy wasn't in bad enough shape already, he's now agreed to let you put your mug on his splatted body in order to protect your table from stains. What a guy! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Desktop Warfare Kits - from $24.95 That's not a catapult. THIS is a catapult! They won't obliterate castle walls or settle sieges, but our desktop Trebuchets and Ballistas are more than capable of causing mayhem in the office. What's more, assembling your ultra realistic wooden thingy flinger is almost as satisfying as watching it sling its payload at the boss. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Rock Beat Drumsticks - $19.95 Beat it! Create percussive pandemonium of Keith Moon proportions and indulge in a bit of crash, bang, boom with these ingenious electronic drumsticks. Bash them against any surface or play 'air' drums in order to blast out different drum noises and jam along to the pre-recorded tune. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Dead Fred Pen Holder - $9.95 Hold this will yaargh! Put your pen right where it hurts (no, not there) with this macabre little desktop companion who's been good enough to drill a hole in his rubbery chest for your pen-placing pleasure. Ouch! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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USB Panic Button - $24.95 Abort! Abort! Looking at something you shouldn't? Don't attempt to close incriminating windows by frantically hammering your mouse. Simply smack this stealth USB panic button and a boring document will instantly appear on screen to conceal your embarrassment. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Sharp-end - $9.95 A bum gift Put your pencil where the sun don't shine with this truly vulgar sharpener. As well as teaching pusskins not to act all aloof and lift his tail in the air, it's the ideal desktop gift for infantile doodlers everywhere. Meow! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Half Pint Mug - $19.95 Chug! Chug! Chug! For those of you who love hot drinks but think regular mugs are for softies, here's the perfect compromise. This ingenious twin-walled ceramic mug is the shape of a pint glass, but it will keep nearly half a pint of your favorite hot drink nice and warm. Last call! More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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i-Buddy - $24.95 Sweet emotion Calling all MSN Messenger fans! This cute little USB-friendly desktop character looks just like the pixellated figure that pops up when your contacts log on. The difference is, i-Buddy reacts to the emoticons in each message by flapping, twisting and glowing. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Racing Grannies - $9.95 Go granny, go! Mmm, she said, ooh, I said, yes dear...have you seen these marvelous little wind-up Racing Grannies? Ooh, they’re precious...yes dear, they shuffle along with their walkers. Lovely...who wants a cookie? More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Bow'n'Mallow - $24.95 It's munchy archery Time to take archery into the 21st century: who needs sharpened points and feathered flights when you can just shoot coloured candy straight at your targets? More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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USB Desktop Dunk - $24.95 Shoot hoops without breaking a sweat Bored of all that boring work stuff? Become a hoop-shooting basketball star with this USB-powered desktop game that features an LED scoreboard and interactive sound FX. Hideously addictive, it's what USB ports were made for. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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The Cubes - $12.95 You don't have to be crazy to work here... Enter the wonderfully corporate world of the Cubes and recreate office life in all its mind-numbing glory. Each poseable plastic figure comes equipped with a selection of office accoutrements that can be arranged around his/her desk and cubicle. Yeah…we’re gonna have to move your desk. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Graffiti Your Own Train - $39.95 It's art but not as we know it Why sneak around the sidings when you can cover a train in graffiti without leaving your desk? This realistic model train is finished in plain white and comes with loads of ready-made graffiti-style transfers that can be used to customise the carriage without fear of getting caught. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Chip Shotz Golf - $14.95 Time for tee Defy the laws of physics as you waste your working day playing with this jaw-droppingly addictive desktop golf game. Thanks to a few well-placed magnets you'll soon be pulling off impossible chip shots and amazing holes-in-one. Work? What work? More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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Cassette Tape Dispenser - $19.95 A retro icon returns. Sort of... Audio tape sucked but cassettes remain icons of retro design. So hats off to the creators of these C90 style dispensers because each hard rubber 'cassette' reels off transparent tape as opposed to a hissy top 40 countdown from 1987. Ideal for music loving office workers. More Info... | ||||||||||||||
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