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The Original Slush Mug No churning required The coolest thing to happen to soft drinks since ice, this ingenious mug lets you make delicious slushies without the assistance of some whacking great churner. Simply freeze the inner core, pour in your favourite drink and stir. Hey presto – a deliciously tingly slushie! More... |
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Star Wars Lightsaber Keychain Brown dressing gown sold separately You must unlearn what you have learned about miniature torches because this titchy lightsaber flashlight is the Empire Strikes Back of keyring accessories. It is your destiny to own one. More... |
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Polaroid 300 Instant Analogue Camera Piccies on the quickie Looking for a quick pic fix? Thanks to Polaroid it’s easy. A modern take on the instant cameras of yesteryear, this funky little snapper spews out high quality business card size photos at the touch of a button. Smile! More... |
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Putty MonstersYou really knead 'em! Can you reshape a race of squishy squashy aliens and restore Planet Flobulon to its former glory? Find out with Putty Monsters®, highly collectable thingummies that can be moulded into millions of monstery shapes. But hurry, you’ll need to upload photographic evidence to the Supreme Flobulon Archive before your Monster melts! Another Firebox UK Exclusive! More... |
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Silly Bandz The next big thing Introducing Silly Bandz, the smash hit silicone shapes that can be worn as funky bracelets or used as rubber bands. Take them off and they magically revert to their original form, be it princess, animal, sea creature or cowboy. Ideal for collecting, swapping, wearing and pinging. Boing! More... |
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Le Whif Chocolate Inhaler Sweet as chocolate, light as air Smart chocoholics don’t scoff their choc, they inhale it. How? With this chic inhaler that delivers a powdery breathable hit without the calories. No post munch guilt required. With a coffee version also available your tongue won’t know what’s hit it – and neither will your waistline. Phsssht…mmm! More... |
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The Magic Wand Remote Control Your swish is my command! Make a complete Dumbledore of yourself as you control your TV, Sky, digibox, stereo and more, as if by magic, with this beautifully made, highly Hogwartian magic wand. Simply swish, whirl and flick to change channels, adjust volume and much more. Jeremy Kyle begone! More... |
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Thinking Putty Bend me, shape me, any way you want me Mind-blowing Thinking Putty leaves all other stress relievers firmly in the shade. Thinking Putty stretches, bounces, shatters, tears, and even snaps. Move over Newton's Cradle - Thinking Putty is poised to become the latest must-have stress relief toy. More... |
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Giant Gummi BearsThey might be giants Even a hardcore candy addict would struggle to eat one of these enormous fellas as they are the largest Gummi Bears in the world. Ideal for Wonka-ish eccentrics and anyone with a Billy Bob sized sweet tooth! Another Firebox UK First! More... |
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Whoopie Pie Book and PanMix ‘em, match ‘em, eat ‘em! Are they cookies or cakes? Who cares because Whoopie Pies are seriously scrumptious treats – and now you can make your own thanks to this fantastic recipe book and accompanying baking pan. Mmm… chocolate with marshmallow cream! More... |
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Red Hot Chilli Jellies The hottest new sweets you can get! Nice and nasty, pain and pleasure, chilli and jellies - some things just go together well. Judge for yourself with these awesomely fiery jelly sweets that will challenge even the most iron-mouthed snacker... Another Firebox UK Exclusive! More... |
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Tao Digital Photo Keychain Pocket-size picture show How do you cram up to 100 photos on your keyring? No, you don’t get busy with the scissors, you buy this chic little USB gizmo that accepts photos straight from your computer and displays them on its 1.5” LCD screen. A brilliant gift, simply load it up with pertinent pics! More... |
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The Slanket Heating bills? Bah! Loafers rejoice! Now you can stick two fingers up to heating bills, quite literally, because this gargantuan, ultra soft blanket has integrated sleeves, so you can use your hands without getting your arms cold. Your remote will love you for it. More... |
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Beer Soap Ah, the smell of it! We don’t drink. It messes with the memory. But we love being clean so we wash using Beer Soap. Containing real lagers and stouts, from Stella to Guinness, each masculine bar is ideal for refreshing your parts before a night on the tiles. But we don’t drink. It messes with the memory. More... |
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Addictaball Can I play with madness? Forget every other brainteaser you’ve ever sworn at – this transparent sphere is guaranteed to drive you bonkers. Just tilt, twist and turn it to guide the metal ball inside around a colourful maze of platforms, holes and spirals. Knuckle-gnawingly addictive! More... |
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Mystery Box Surprise, surprise! Can’t decide what to buy for someone? Whether it's for a birthday, a congratulations gift (or even if it’s just little ol’ you) Mystery Boxes are just the ticket, as they contain several random Firebox products. Forrest Gump was right, life really is like a box of chocolates! More... |
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iPhone Stylus and Touchscreen Cleaning Kit Keep gizmos gleaming Mucky touch screen? Forget scraggy tissues; keep your handheld gizmos gleaming with this revolutionary ‘wet cleaning’ system. Featuring a sponge tip that soaks up fluid from an internal reservoir, the take-anywhere Cleaning Kit leaves iPhones, PSPs and more looking box fresh. It even comes with an integrated soft-tip stylus for sausage-fingered gadgeteers. Another Firebox UK First! More... |
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PoGo Instant Photo Printer Snap, send, print, stick Despite its jaunty name, the pocket-sized PoGo doesn't boing up and down (shame) but it will print the photos trapped inside your mobile phone (wirelessly) or digital camera (via USB) in seconds, wherever you may roam. Best of all, cutting-edge thermal technology means you'll never have to buy an ink cartridge again. Smile! More... |
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Retro Game Sweets Wakawakawaka…munch! If you thought Pac Man was a chronic scoffer, wait until you try a few of these seriously moreish sweeties. An ideal gift for sweet-toothed gamers, each game themed tin contains matching candies. Mmm…Mario mushrooms! More... |
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Zippo Hand Warmer Hot stuff Cold hands? Get your mitts round this ultra stylish hand warmer that produces ten times more heat than puny rivals and lasts up to 12 hours with a single filling of lighter fuel. It’s like having a full-on fire in your pocket without the flames and mess. More... |
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Cyber Clean The slime that's spick and span! There are probably more germs on your desk than your toilet. It's time to either start working in the loo - or zapping the dreck from your desktop. Try the newest office cleaner - a clever ooze that sucks up bugs and bacteria from every crevice! Another Firebox UK First! More... |
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CopyCat Portable Scanner Scan, bam, thank you man Ideal for anyone drowning in paperwork, this portable handheld scanner allows you to capture magazine pages, photos, text and more in a matter of seconds, wherever you may roam. Featuring USB drag and dropability and micro SD storage, the capacious CopyCat is the ultimate take anywhere page muncher! More... |
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Plop Trumps Complete and utter... Is dog poo smellier than camel crud? Is kestrel dung harder than python plop? Find out in this fascinatingly absurd card game where players must out-yuk each other in various poo-related categories. It's the business! More... |
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illoom balloons Brilliant balloons Unless they are shaped like rude objects, it’s hard to get excited about balloons. But all that’s about to change because these inflatable dazzlers are fitted with weeny LEDs, causing them to glow for up to 15 hours. Blow me! More... |
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Marshmallow Fluff Spreadable marshmallowy yumminess The best bit of a toasted marshmallow is that squishy, melty bit in the middle. But trying to spread it is harder than pulling apart a Jammie Dodger. Enter this delicious goo that can be spread and scoffed in seconds. More... |
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Cash Stash Keychain Ideal for holding emergency folding Emergency situations call for emergency cash, and what better place to stash notes than inside this keyring-friendly waterproof capsule. Crafted from aircraft grade aluminium it’s the ideal gift for big spenders and tightwads alike, and beats stuffing tenners down your undies any day of the week. More... |
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App Magnets Your fridge looks app-y! Addicted to apps? You’re going to love these funky fridge magnets ‘cos they look just like the cool little logos that all you screen monkeys gawp at day in day out. An ideal gift for fridge-goers who can’t stand smooth surfaces bereft of superfluous icons. App-y now? More... |
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Garlic Zoom Roll with it Chopping garlic? Now you can minimise pungent fingers and stinky surfaces with this brilliant little gizmo. Simply pop a clove in the Zoom and roll it backwards and forwards on your worktop. The more you roll, the finer the garlic. More... |
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Rapid Fire Rifle This town ain't big enough for both of us! No, it's not Krusty the Clown's weapon of choice; it's a Western-style repeater rifle that fires squidgy clip-fed ammo in rapid succession. Featuring a lever that ejects empty shells when cocked, this is the ideal shooter for executive gunslingers with too much time on their hands. More... |
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Giant Microbes Catch them while you can Infectiously cute and highly huggable, Microbes are modelled on the nasty little bugs that float around causing all manner of medical mayhem. The difference is, these fluffy critters are a million times bigger, and contagious for all the right reasons. More... |
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Warp Mints Hyper charged power mints Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside. More... |
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Baconnaise If bacon came in a jar… The greatest creation since the pig, this spectacularly addictive bacon flavour mayo will have you squealing (like a pig) and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches, salads and more. More... |
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Cupcake Kit Sweet scoff for a touch of class The rise of the cupcake has led this little gem of a dainty into the premier league of tastiness. Easy to make – but devilishly hard to master! Get some expert help in with this incredibly useful kit that contains everything you need to make your cakes bake great More... |
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Underwater Disco Lightshow Who says bathing's boring? Whatever kind of music floats your loofah, you're going to love this mesmerising floating gizmo as it projects a barrage of psychedelic lights onto the bottom and sides of your bath. Strike a pose! More... |
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Sparkling Gold Cuvée Gold swigger Pop goes the bling with this incredibly decadent bottle of bubbly, because the shimmering flakes inside are edible flakes of 22 carat gold. Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got gold in my tummy. ‘Urp! More... |
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Twistix Ice Lolly Moulds Higher, lower, freeze! Sticky fingers? Not any more because these ingenious DIY lolly moulds double up as holders with a clever twist action, allowing you to move your popsicles up and down. You can even put a lid on ‘em. No drips, mess or waste. Slurp! More... |
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Raunchy Wrapping Paper 'Tis the season to go 'Phwoar!' Recipients will be reaching for the sticky tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties and blokes in their undergarments. All together now: 'Phwoar!' More... |
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Sex Panther Stings the nostrils…in a good way! If you’ve seen Anchorman you’ll know all about Sex Panther. It’s the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it’s more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds’ movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr! Another Firebox UK Exclusive! More... |
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Dave's Burning Nuts Some like 'em hot Noddy Holder's got nothing on Dave, 'cos these nuts are guaranteed to give your taste buds a proper seeing to. Hot and tasty, each volcanic peanut has been coated in a sizzling blend of Habanero chilli, garlic and paprika. Water! More... |
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13-in-1 Multi Tool Pen The Swiss Army Knife of Pens Gadget lovers rejoice! A stylish, stainless steel ballpoint pen which cunningly contains another 12 handy tools, including a mini saw, tweezers, a hole punch and a set of sharp blades. This pen really is mightier than the sword! More... |
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Space Food One giant leap for snack-kind If you're a budding astronaut (course they're into Firebox) you'll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have been frozen to -40c, vacuum dried and sealed in special foil pouches. Houston, we have ice cream. More... |
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Water Pebble Shortens showers, shrinks bills Save as you shower with this ingenious little gizmo that measures water flow and indicates when it’s time to switch off via traffic light-style LEDs. Having ‘memorised’ your first shower, Water Pebble gradually reduces your shower time, encouraging you to use less water. Just set it and forget it. Pass the soap! More... |
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Sackboy Get knitted! Possibly the craziest PS3 character of all, Sackboy has escaped his pixellated confines in order to take on the real LittleBigPlanet, thanks to this 6” posable figure. More... |
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Monty Python Wafer Thin Mints And now for something completely different Inspired by the most revolting scene in cinematic history, these ‘waffer’ thin mints are officially licensed by Monty Python and Mr Creosote himself (probably). ‘Better get a bucket, I’m gonna throw up.’ Another Firebox UK First! More... |
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BBQ Branding Iron Hot stuff Say howdy doody to this searingly brilliant aluminium branding iron that lets you personalise your meat (ouch!) with any message you fancy. Simply arrange the moveable letters, heat and get phsstt-ing! Ideal for steaks, chops, chicken, burgers or even (gasp!) tofu. Yee-ha! More... |
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American Pop Tarts So hot they’re cool Snack time should be sprinkled with happiness, frosted with possibilities and filled with fun. With Pop Tarts it can be all of the above and more because these toastable retro pastries are back, and they’re just as delicious as you remember. More... |
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Special FX Saber I see you have constructed a new saber You must unlearn what you have learned about expensive lightsabers because this sleek sci-fi weapon is only a tenner, but features various pshwooing sound effects and changes colour as you wave it around. Impressive, most impressive! More... |
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Sparkling Vodka Waiter, there's a bubble in my vodka! Vodka has already been flavoured, frozen and fiddled with. But it's never been fizzified - until now. Perfect for cocktails, this premium Swedish vodka is carbonated for a whole new drinking experience. We just like it when the bubbles go up your nose. More... |
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Nintendo Mini Classics Your thumbs’ greatest nemesis is back! Introduce your thumbs to a world of pain as you relive the halcyon days of handheld gaming via these re-issued Game & Watch titles. Fully licensed, each keychain-friendly device will drive you to distraction with its primitive but tooth-grindingly compelling gameplay. Run, Mario, Run! More... |
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Mini Hottie Hand Warmer Pocket-sized hot stuff Who says stuffing a hot water bottle in your pocket is daft and impractical? Not us because this clever little wool-swathed hand warmer utilises the same miraculous goo as Hot Packs. Simply click the disc inside to start a chemical reaction that heats the gel to a toasty 130°F. Brrr-illiant! More... |
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Echo Bot Who said that? It might look like a wacky, one-eyed alien with bendy legs - and it is. But Echo Bot is also a stealth voice messenger. Simply record your message via the built-in mic and this lovable thingamabob plays it back the moment it detects movement. Ideal for insulting/serenading/freaking-out passers-by. More... |
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Twilight Turtle Why count sheep when you can see stars? Now sleepy kids can stare into space for all the right reasons with this enchanting night time companion that projects a mass of twinkling stars on to walls and ceilings. Featuring eight genuine constellations, it's every tired little star gazer's dream. More... |
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Candle Bags Instant ambience? It’s in the bag! Add a touch of magic to evening soirees with these biodegradable paper bags. Simply pop a tealight inside and they come to life, glowing, shimmering and twinkling through decorative perforations. Use them again and again at summer parties, weddings and…er, pagan festivals. More... |
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Shit Box Cardboard crapper Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit! More... |
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Beer Bottle Goblets Shhtop! Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass! More... |
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Chatimals We know a toy that’ll get on your nerves Serious contenders for toy of the year, Chatimals are the furry critters that repeat whatever you say. Just squeeze a paw, say your piece and prepare to chortle as your plush pal repeats your words in a ridiculously high or low pitched voice. Annoyingly brilliant…Annoyingly brilliant! More... |
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Scorpion Vodka Guaranteed to leave you shaken and urgh-ed! Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn't need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka. Whatever, we just like chomping into it when we've polished off the bottle. More... |
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Otamatone Squeezable music maker There’s a fine line between clever and stupid but this tappable, squeezable electronic instrument straddles it to perfection. Think Stylophone meets theremin mixed with a windless electronic bagpipe and you’re halfway there. Wa-a-a-a-ah! Another Firebox UK Exclusive! More... |
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Caravan Birdhouse Something for the birds You normally only see birds and caravans together in ancient Carry On films. But now, thanks to this deeply ironic caravan-shaped birdbox, feathered-friends will be able to nest like genuine 70s holidaymakers. The perfect garden accessory for style savvy bird-lovers everywhere. Tweet! Another Firebox UK Exclusive! More... |
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Bacon Popcorn Squealingly delicious popcorn You’ll go hog wild the second you start munching this delicious premium popcorn because it tastes just like bacon. Simply pop in the microwave, shake and serve. It really is ir-rasher-nally scrumptious. Sque-e-e-e-al! More... |
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Periodic Table Mug Chemistry on a cuppa Why anyone would want to check the atomic mass of zirconium whilst drinking a cuppa is beyond us. But just in case you do, this geeky ceramic mug is here to help. Bafflingly brilliant, it depicts the periodic table so you can sip and swot at the same time. More... |
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Egglings Most eggcellent If you love growing plants and cracking eggs (well you never know) you're going to adore Egglings. Simply crack the ceramic shell open, add water to the pre-sown fortified peat mixture and place in a bright spot. Before long you'll have a desktop plant to be proud of. How eggciting! More... |
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Screaming Flying Monkey How to lose friends and alienate people Bored of life? Simply pull back this gangly, superhero-style monkey's arms and watch as he catapults through the air, screeching like a loon. Monkey business? More like monkey lunacy! More... |
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Firebox of Retro Sweets Your own sweet shop in a box! White Chocolate Fish and Chips, Fizzy Cola Bottles, Black Jacks, Gobstoppers and more. Up to two kilos of 10 varieties of sweets in one, big jar. More... |
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Smencils We love the smell of cherries when we're drawing! Made from 100% recycled newspaper, these quality non-toxic pencils are infused with gourmet scents, so you can inhale the heady aroma of Toasted Marshmallow and Bubble gum as you sketch. Don't ask why, just take a deep breath and get scribbling. More... |
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Star Wars Phone Flashers I have felt it, my master Don't wait for tremors in the Force; these seemingly telepathic Star Wars characters wiggle and flash the parsec your mobile rings. Simply attach one to your cape and you'll never miss a call or text from Jabba again. Another Firebox UK First! More... |
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Bungee Birdfeeder Seedy stuntman! This seedy fella’s a right adrenaline junkie, because as well as being made entirely from birdseed he’s fully prepared to bungee into your garden and get eaten by a flock of tits. Bungeeee! More... |
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Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce Asbestos loo roll not included If you can’t stand the heat, steer clear of this ferociously hot sauce. Guaranteed to burn holes in your loo paper (not really), it’s actually rather tasty and comes in an amusing wooden replica of a Wild West outhouse. Hot diggity! More... |
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