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Screaming Flying Monkey How to lose friends and alienate people Bored of life? Simply pull back this gangly, superhero-style monkey's arms and watch as he catapults through the air, screeching like a loon. Monkey business? More like monkey lunacy! More... |
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Giant Microbes Catch them while you can Infectiously cute and highly huggable, Microbes are modeled on the nasty little bugs that float around causing all manner of medical mayhem. The difference is, these fluffy critters are a million times bigger, and contagious for all the right reasons. More... |
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Funky Birdhouses Something for the birds You normally only see early birds and trailers together in southern retirement parks. But now, thanks to this deeply ironic camper trailer-shaped birdbox, feathered-friends will be able to nest like genuine 70s vacationers. The perfect garden accessory for style savvy bird-lovers everywhere. Tweet! More... |
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Wild Hibiscus Flowers Bloomin' amazing bubbly Plop one of these syrupy buds into a glass of something fizzy and watch in amazement as the bubbles cause it to blossom into a gorgeous edible flower that tastes like rhubarb and raspberry. Flower power? Absolutely. More... |
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Thinking Putty Bend me, shape me, any way you want me Mind-blowing Thinking Putty leaves all other stress relievers firmly in the shade. Thinking Putty stretches, bounces, shatters, tears, and even snaps. Move over Silly Putty - Thinking Putty is poised to become the latest must-have stress relief toy. More... |
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Moshi Monster MopodsThe Monsters are coming! Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of cell phone accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! Another Firebox US First! More... |
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Raunchy Wrapping Paper 'Tis the season to go ’Whoa!' Recipients will be reaching for the tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties in their undergarments. All together now: ’Hello!' More... |
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T-Equalizer Don't just feel the noise - wear it! Who'd have guessed that being a flasher could be so entertaining? It is when you wear this battery-operated T-shirt, because your chest becomes a pulsating graphic equalizer that reacts to the music around it.. More... |
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Sex Panther Stings the nostrils…in a good way! If you’ve seen Anchorman you’ll know all about Sex Panther. It’s the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it’s more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds’ movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr! More... |
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USB Negative Scanner Oh gawd, did I really wear that? Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit and enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun. More... |
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Stylophone Original Can you guess what it is yet? The brilliantly bizarre, totally addictive instrument made famous by everyone's favorite paint-chucker is back, and it still sounds unlike anything else on earth. As used by luminaries such as Bowie, Pulp and St. Rolf himself, this pocket electronic organ is a musical legend. Skweeeal! More... |
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Warp Mints Hyper charged power mints Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside. More... |
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Love Tokens Promises, promises. Romantic promises are all well and good, but only if you honor them. That's where Love Tokens come in, as each cute pewter token is stamped with a loving but light-hearted pledge. Altogether now, 'aawww'. More... |
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The Ex Voodoo Knife Block Ready, Steady, Chop Can't cook, won't cook? You won't want to leave the kitchen once you get hold of this designer knife block as it's the most astonishing culinary accessory we've ever seen! More... |
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CD Wall Tiles From CD to musical mosaic Show off your favorite CD artwork without resorting to glue with these clever little frames that allow you to wall-mount CDs without ruining the wall. The art of noise? Absolutely. More... |
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MyCuppa MugsTar-like or wishy washy? You decide! Making tea or coffee for friends can be a haphazard business. So why not get it right every time with these smart mugs that feature colour matching charts on the inside. Simply match the brew to the selected colour. Easy! Pass the digestives. Another Firebox US Exclusive! More... |
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Waterbuoy Oh buoy! Ahoy, hearties! Next time you set sail make sure you attach your keys/valuables to this ingenious gizmo that automatically inflates and starts flashing within seconds of hitting the water. Capable of keeping belongings up to 2.2lbs afloat for 24 hours, it's ideal for boating buffs, surfers and key-carrying triathletes. More... |
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Dave's Burning Nuts Some like 'em hot Noddy Holder's got nothing on Dave, 'cos these nuts are guaranteed to give your taste buds a proper seeing to. Hot and tasty, each volcanic peanut has been coated in a sizzling blend of Habanero chilli, garlic and paprika. Water! More... |
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Squishties Everybody needs a Squishtie for a pillow Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering! More... |
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Ice Shot Glasses D-d-d-d-down the hatch Drinks with ice in them? Boring. Ice with drinks in them? Now you're talking! Simply add water or fruit juice to this 12 glass mold, throw it in the freezer and you'll soon be downing booze from shot glasses made of solid ice. Brrr-illiant! More... |
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20Q Animal? Mineral? Obscure Nepalese vegetable? Think of an everyday object. Now prepare to be utterly astounded as this scarily intelligent device reads your mind by asking a series of questions. If it guesses within 20 questions, you lose. Stumping 20Q is almost a difficult as putting the darn thing down. Baffling! More... |
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Star Trek Cologne Live long and smell great Leave logic behind, embrace your inner Shatner and boldly smell like no-one has smelled before with these high quality colognes and perfumes inspired by Star Trek. Casual, commanding, daring and exotic, each fragrance is set to stun. More... |
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Finger Drums The magic touch Perfect your paradiddles and make a right Ringo out of yourself with this miniature desktop drumkit. Simply tip-tap the drums and cymbals with your fingers and the kit responds with various realistic sounds. You can even record your rhythms and rolls. Ka-boom-chi! More... |
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Mood Beams Kaleidoscopic critters If you're into cute critters and ambient mood-lighting we've got just the thing: Mood Beams are colorful little companions that cycle through a kaleidoscope of cool colors and react to music. More... |
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Paint Your Own CowParade Cow Go paint a cow. You herd! CowParade is an international public art exhibit where cow sculptures are decorated by local artists. Now you can join in on the fun by customizing your very own mini resin moo-cow. With six water-based paint tubs and a quality paintbrush the possibilities are udderly endless. Moooo! More... |
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Uglydolls They're good, they're bad, but most of all they're phenomenally ugly! "I am not an animal! I am an Uglydoll!" And what are Uglydolls, you ask. Well, let's just say they're hip, huggable and highly collectable. Oh yes, they're also spectacularly ugly... More... |
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Waboba Water Ball The ball that ker-splosh-boings on water Ever get that sinking feeling when you're playing catch in the sea? You won't if you're chucking this revolutionary ball around as it miraculously skips and bounces on water. More... |
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USB Turntable You spin me round like a record (being transferred to a PC) The greatest thing to happen to music since Casey Kasem hung up his headphones, this idiot-proof USB turntable allows you to transfer your vinyl collection directly on to your computer. More... |
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Black Ghost Helicopter Woka-woka-woka. In black! This super-maneuverable little infra-red chopper is ideal for conducting secret missions in the living room. In fact it's so mean-looking you'll be ducking for cover and phoning Area 51 for advice. More... |
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Sun Jar Sunshine storage system It looks like a traditional kitchen storage jar but this ingenious container collects and stores sunshine so you can use it at night. Containing a solar cell, battery and LED light, the Sun Jar will add ambience to any scenario. More... |
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I Am Not A Paper Cup Ceramic take on a paper classic Here at Firebucks we love those coffee shop to-go cups. Unfortunately they're made of flimsy paper. Enter this ceramic version of a modern design icon. Featuring a flexi-top for maximum slurpability, it's the ideal vessel for stay-at-home coffee fans. Chocolate sprinkles? More... |
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Album Art Frame Where's that New Kids 12 Whether it's Sgt Pepper or Never Mind the you-know-whats, it will look ultra stylish displayed in this ingenious frame. Designed to showcase your favorite album sleeves, each Album Art Frame allows you to quickly change the contents via a slot at the top of the frame. Now where's that Tiffany 12"? More... |
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Etch-A-Sketch Dare you to draw a circle Get drawing with an all-time classic that's as unputdownable as ever. Whether you're new to Etch-A-Sketch or a veteran knob twister in need of a fix, this is one magic rectangle that's hard to resist. More... |
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Jimi Wallet No more cracked credit cards Bored of cracking your credit cards? This super-slim translucent wallet is the answer to your prayers. Crafted in tough, water-resistant plastic the Jimi can accommodate cards, cash and little pictures of Rusty Wallace. (Well, you never know). Ideal for sporty-types. More... |
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Desktop LED Christmas Tree Nordic 9 volter Forget buckets and logs, this particular Christmas tree uses a 9V battery as its base. Granted it's small but with 16 flashing LEDs it's ideal for adding festive cheer to your desk. And seeing as 'tis the season to be jolly we'll even throw in the battery. More... |
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Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt The ultimate in geek chic attire Why waste time scanning for hot spots when you can check out local WiFi connections with this geeky but hip tee that displays signal strength via several glowing bars. It's style, Jim, but not as we know it! Another Firebox US First! More... |
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UBFunkeys Won't you take me to Funkeytown? Collectable art toys have collided with a secret online universe in the shape of UBFunkeys - cute little USB-friendly creatures that can be connected to your computer in order to unlock the world of Funkeytown. Virtual genius! More... |
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Rock Beat Drumsticks Beat it! Create percussive pandemonium of Keith Moon proportions and indulge in a bit of crash, bang, boom with these ingenious electronic drumsticks. Bash them against any surface or play 'air' drums in order to blast out different drum noises and jam along to the pre-recorded tune. More... |
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Key Bottle Opener The key to happiness This Key Bottle Opener from intriguingly-titled designers Suck UK looks and feels like a regular door key, but it guarantees entry into any beer bottle - and it won't feel left out when kept with your other keys. More... |
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Don't Break The Bottle Make wine lovers whine Amuse and annoy wannabe wine drinkers via these fiendish, bottle brainteasers. Simply lock the vino of your choice in the puzzle's complex clutches and watch as your host struggles to set it free. That's another wine mess you've gotten me into! (Choose from wire or wooden models). More... |
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Ice Cream Ball Dribble then drool! Have a ball making your own deliciously soft ice cream with this funky little sphere. Its inner ingredients are mixed and frozen as you shake, roll and pass it around. Slurptastic! More... |
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Speeding Grandads Oldies but goodies There must be funnier sights than two clockwork codgers going hell for leather in their mobility scooters but you'll forget 'em the second you see these oxygen tank-clad geezers in action. Ideal for desktop races. Damon (over the) Hill or Nigel (old) Mansell - you decide! More... |
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USB Microscope Really close encounters Put anything you fancy under the microscope with this USB-powered optical instrument that magnifies objects (from 20x to 200x) and records its zoomtastic findings as photos and videos on your PC. 'Waiter, there's an aphid on my Dorito!' More... |
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Ducti Wallet The king of wallets Urban chic just doesn't get any, er, urbaner, than the ultra stylish Ducti Wallet. Handmade from Super Duct Tape, this quality cash container is the only wallet you'll ever need. More... |
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Nerf Vortex Howler Look at it soar! Chuck the Nerf Vortex into the air and prepare to be flabbergasted, because this incredible tail finned football flies for miles! Well, almost. It's a modern miracle of aerodynamics. More... |
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Ball and Chain Keyring Become a prisoner of passion Prisoners of love will adore these amusing his 'n' hers keyrings as they feature a hefty ball, chain and locking handcuff. So now there's no excuse for conveniently forgetting you're not a free agent. How romantic... well, ish. More... |
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Smokey Amp The ultimate recycling effort A clever man somewhere squeezes quality amplifiers into cigarette packets. As used by the Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters and Limp Bizkit. More... |
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Tyvek Wallets Pocket this Bored of leather? Put your money where your mouth is (not literally, it tastes funny) and buy one of these hi-tech wallets that resemble folded paper. Choose from an airmail envelope, international newspaper or computer printout. More... |
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The WineRack My cups runneth over Hey girls - must improve your bust? Then do it with a stealth wine dispenser that you wear like a bra. As well as allowing you to secrete and sip drinks wherever you may roam, this boob-enhancing gizmo will increase your cup size by two full cups. Gulp! More... |
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Toastabags For the lazy, not gourmets With one of these, you'll never leave the oven on again. Because you can cook things like eggs, bacon and grits without the need of a stove or grill. More... |
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Zip Code Puzzles We know where you live! Like all the best ideas Zip Code Puzzles are loaded with why-didn't-I-think-of that? factor. Sadly you didn't, so listen up. These absorbing map-style jigsaws are personalized to feature the area surrounding your favourite address. Simply send a full address and zip code of choice and leave the rest to us. More... |
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I'm Nuts About You! The nuts and bolts of love Don't be a dolt when it comes to expressing your true feelings. Give that special someone a special something, in the shape of the rugged but romantic 'I'm Nuts About You!' Keychain. More... |
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Star Wars Mimobots These are the memory sticks you're looking for! Why store valuable data and Death Star plans on flimsy CDs when you can use classic Star Wars characters that double as USB memory sticks? Ultra-cool and highly collectable, Mimobots make other storage solutions look about as hip as a pile of womp rat droppings! More... |
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Wine Wedge Stack'em and rack 'em Avoid any smash, bang, crash when arranging bottles and cans in the fridge with these nifty little rubber wedges that keep beers, vino and pop in neat, space-saving formations. More... |
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Tangent Quattro WiFi Alarm Radio Hello world! You can't take your computer to bed (well okay you can) but you can still wake up to internet radio with this plug and play Wi-Fi alarm radio that gives instant access to over 6000 stations from around the globe. It even streams audio files from your PC and doubles as a speaker for your MP3 player. Pure ear candy! More... |
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Cube World Let's stick together Everybody needs good neighbors - and the pixelated characters that inhabit Cube World are exactly that. Because although these interactive matchstick men have their own unique interests, they play, party, dance and even fight with each other when connected. More... |
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Spotlight Torch The car lighter light! Ever found yourself in a tight spot and couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel? Who needs it when you've brought your own beams with you - this handy torch plugs into your car's cigarette lighter for illumination in a jiffy. More... |
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Top This! Shape shifting brainteaser Love a challenge? You'll be slapping your forehead in frustration with this ludicrously addictive little game. All you have to do is recreate the shapes shown on the challenge cards using the geometric playing pieces. Looks easy but just you wait... More... |
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Desktop Warfare Kits That's not a catapult. THIS is a catapult! They won't obliterate castle walls or settle sieges, but our desktop Trebuchets and Ballistas are more than capable of causing mayhem in the office. What's more, assembling your ultra realistic wooden thingy flinger is almost as satisfying as watching it sling its payload at the boss. More... |
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R/C Drinks Cooler Beers on wheels More preposterous than Richard Simmons and Nicole Richie combined, this R/C beer cooler is the ultimate gizmo for lazy boozers. Simply fill it with ice and pop in the cold ones. With a 30ft range, it's every thirsty couch potato's dream. More... |
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Celebrity Weighing Scales How do you weigh up to the stars? Pounds and ounces? Boring! This is the age of celebrity, so why not compare your weight with a few select stars? Simply step aboard these amusing bathroom scales and see if you're heavier than Roseanne or punier than the Karate Kid. More... |
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Freudian Slippers Crazy footwear? It's all in your mind Cold feet? What you need is some psychiatric help, and here it is in the shape of these hilariously silly slippers that look just like everyone's favorite beardy Austrian psychoanalyst. Ooh, jah! More... |
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2 Carat Mug With this ring, I thee make tea Darling, would you do me the honor of... holding this mug! Hilarious to some, crushing to others, this highly amusing porcelain mug has an engagement ring-style handle complete with genuine Swarovski crystal. Best of all you can't see the mug when you open the presentation box. Haha! More... |
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Bill Clinton Corkscrew The presidential bottle-popper Democrats and Republicans are going to love taking President Clinton firmly in hand and asking him to open up - and with no need for expensive cigars or dry cleaning bills... More... |
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Recycled Juice Bags What waste! Now you can do your part to save the planet, help impoverished communities and look über-stylish to boot. How? By buying an ethically-produced bag made from recycled juice cartons. No Bono required. More... |
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Magna Cube Magna-ificently perplexing puzzle This lip-bitingly complex puzzle is crafted from eight wooden pieces containing strategically placed magnets. Simply assemble the whole shebang into a cube and you’re a regular Einstein. Sound easy? Well it’s not, because some sections repel while others attract. Aargh! More... |
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Spider Spud Friendly neighbourhood... er, potato With great power comes great responsibility, especially when you're a plastic potato with a heap of Spiderman accoutrements. Yes spud fans, Mr Potato Head can now be transformed into your friendly neighbourhood webslinger. He even comes with a few nerdy Peter Parker parts. Who am I? I’m Spider Spud! More... |
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Optimash Prime Look what's become of your leader! There must be stranger things than a plump potato dressed as a metamorphic robot, but right now we can't think of any. And if that's not a great reason to order Optimash Prime, we don't know what is! More... |
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Momiji Dolls Big in Japan Say konnichiwa to Momiji, a new generation of über-cool Japanese art dolls. These highly collectable hand-painted friendship figures contain tiny message cards for you to personalise, and they make ideal gifts/desktop companions. Arigato and sayonara. More... |
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Heart Squishtie Huggable heart Need a hug? Look no further - the Heart Squishtie is so soft, squishy and romantic you'll want to hold it, touch it and take it to bed forever. Snuggletastic! More... |
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Retro Slinky and Slinky Dog Just like a coiled spring There must be better things to do that watch a springy thingy slink down the stairs, but you’ll forget what they are when you start fiddling with this 60th anniversary re-issue of Slinky. As strangely compelling as ever, this design icon even comes in its original no-frills packaging. More... |
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I Rub My Duckie Good vibrations! Wave goodbye to stiff joints and aching muscles with I Rub My Duckie. She vibrates, she massages, and she floats about in a duck-like fashion. More... |
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Fluxx The rules are there are no rules - well, almost! This chaotic but easy-to-learn card game is unlike any other, because the rules change as fast as you play. Players must draw and discard four types of cards and accomplish random goals as the game progresses. Topsy-turvy? It's mayhem absolute fun but! More... |
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Rose Bath Lights Blooms at bath time Add an exotic, spa-style feel to bath time without all that petal-scattering nonsense with these gorgeous floating lights. Shaped like elegant roses, each buoyant bloom phases through various relaxing colors as it bobs around the bath tub. Sheer bliss! More... |
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