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I'm Nuts About You! The nuts and bolts of love Don't be a dolt when it comes to expressing your true feelings. Give that special someone a special something, in the shape of the rugged but romantic 'I'm Nuts About You!' Keychain. More... |
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Giant Microbes Catch them while you can Infectiously cute and highly huggable, Microbes are modeled on the nasty little bugs that float around causing all manner of medical mayhem. The difference is, these fluffy critters are a million times bigger, and contagious for all the right reasons. More... |
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Wild Hibiscus Flowers Bloomin' amazing bubbly Plop one of these syrupy buds into a glass of something fizzy and watch in amazement as the bubbles cause it to blossom into a gorgeous edible flower that tastes like rhubarb and raspberry. Flower power? Absolutely. More... |
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The Ex Voodoo Knife Block Ready, Steady, Chop Can't cook, won't cook? You won't want to leave the kitchen once you get hold of this designer knife block as it's the most astonishing culinary accessory we've ever seen! More... |
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Sex Panther Stings the nostrils…in a good way! If you’ve seen Anchorman you’ll know all about Sex Panther. It’s the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it’s more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds’ movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr! More... |
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Hugs and Kisses Keyring All you ever think about is txt FYI: Why say ILY with words when you can say it with txt spk. It’s easy with this enamelled pewter keyring as it spells out hugs and kisses in the language of luv. XOXO! More... |
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Jimi Wallet No more cracked credit cards Bored of cracking your credit cards? This super-slim translucent wallet is the answer to your prayers. Crafted in tough, water-resistant plastic the Jimi can accommodate cards, cash and little pictures of Rusty Wallace. (Well, you never know). Ideal for sporty-types. More... |
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Moshi Monster MopodsThe Monsters are coming! Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they've somehow muscled in on the world of cell phone accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming! Another Firebox US First! More... |
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USB Negative Scanner Oh gawd, did I really wear that? Rediscover long-forgotten photos with this USB-friendly scanner that converts images trapped on 35mm negatives or slides into digital pics. You can then edit and enhance your revamped photos using the idiot-proof software ready for printing or viewing on the big screen. Comparing mullets has never been such fun. More... |
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Dave's Burning Nuts Some like 'em hot Noddy Holder's got nothing on Dave, 'cos these nuts are guaranteed to give your taste buds a proper seeing to. Hot and tasty, each volcanic peanut has been coated in a sizzling blend of Habanero chilli, garlic and paprika. Water! More... |
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Squishties Everybody needs a Squishtie for a pillow Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering! More... |
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Warp Mints Hyper charged power mints Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside. More... |
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T-Equalizer Don't just feel the noise - wear it! Who'd have guessed that being a flasher could be so entertaining? It is when you wear this battery-operated T-shirt, because your chest becomes a pulsating graphic equalizer that reacts to the music around it.. More... |
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Terry Turtle Go shove your *&@* up your ***! Making South Park sound like The Waltons, this potty-mouthed, motion-sensitive reptile really needs to wash his mouth out. Ideal for insulting passers-by, Terry is preloaded with over 25 highly, erm, original expletives. Utter g****s! More... |
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Vuzix iWear It's like mainlining movies We've seen some amazing eyewear in our time but Vuzix take the cake because they allow you to view movies and games on virtual big screens. Immersive? It's like mainlining a movie. More... |
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Sun Jar Sunshine storage system It looks like a traditional kitchen storage jar but this ingenious container collects and stores sunshine so you can use it at night. Containing a solar cell, battery and LED light, the Sun Jar will add ambience to any scenario. More... |
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MyCuppa MugsTar-like or wishy washy? You decide! Making tea or coffee for friends can be a haphazard business. So why not get it right every time with these smart mugs that feature colour matching charts on the inside. Simply match the brew to the selected colour. Easy! Pass the digestives. Another Firebox US Exclusive! More... |
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Rock Beat Drumsticks Beat it! Create percussive pandemonium of Keith Moon proportions and indulge in a bit of crash, bang, boom with these ingenious electronic drumsticks. Bash them against any surface or play 'air' drums in order to blast out different drum noises and jam along to the pre-recorded tune. More... |
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Funky Birdhouses Something for the birds You normally only see early birds and trailers together in southern retirement parks. But now, thanks to this deeply ironic camper trailer-shaped birdbox, feathered-friends will be able to nest like genuine 70s vacationers. The perfect garden accessory for style savvy bird-lovers everywhere. Tweet! More... |
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Ice Cream Ball Dribble then drool! Have a ball making your own deliciously soft ice cream with this funky little sphere. Its inner ingredients are mixed and frozen as you shake, roll and pass it around. Slurptastic! More... |
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USB Turntable You spin me round like a record (being transferred to a PC) The greatest thing to happen to music since Casey Kasem hung up his headphones, this idiot-proof USB turntable allows you to transfer your vinyl collection directly on to your computer. More... |
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CD Wall Tiles From CD to musical mosaic Show off your favorite CD artwork without resorting to glue with these clever little frames that allow you to wall-mount CDs without ruining the wall. The art of noise? Absolutely. More... |
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Uglydolls They're good, they're bad, but most of all they're phenomenally ugly! "I am not an animal! I am an Uglydoll!" And what are Uglydolls, you ask. Well, let's just say they're hip, huggable and highly collectable. Oh yes, they're also spectacularly ugly... More... |
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Key Bottle Opener The key to happiness This Key Bottle Opener from intriguingly-titled designers Suck UK looks and feels like a regular door key, but it guarantees entry into any beer bottle - and it won't feel left out when kept with your other keys. More... |
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Cube World Let's stick together Everybody needs good neighbors - and the pixelated characters that inhabit Cube World are exactly that. Because although these interactive matchstick men have their own unique interests, they play, party, dance and even fight with each other when connected. More... |
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USB Cassette Deck Fast forward to the future Discover how appalling your musical taste was in 1985 with this USB-friendly double cassette deck that converts old audio tapes into pristine MP3s. Digitizing old favorites has never been easier. More... |
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USB Microscope Really close encounters Put anything you fancy under the microscope with this USB-powered optical instrument that magnifies objects (from 20x to 200x) and records its zoomtastic findings as photos and videos on your PC. 'Waiter, there's an aphid on my Dorito!' More... |
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Etch-A-Sketch Dare you to draw a circle Get drawing with an all-time classic that's as unputdownable as ever. Whether you're new to Etch-A-Sketch or a veteran knob twister in need of a fix, this is one magic rectangle that's hard to resist. More... |
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Smokey Amp The ultimate recycling effort A clever man somewhere squeezes quality amplifiers into cigarette packets. As used by the Rolling Stones, Foo Fighters and Limp Bizkit. More... |
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I Rub My Duckie Good vibrations! Wave goodbye to stiff joints and aching muscles with I Rub My Duckie. She vibrates, she massages, and she floats about in a duck-like fashion. More... |
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360 Spring Speaker Pop goes the speaker! Make a concert out of a concertina with this nifty little micro-speaker that unfolds like an accordion to boom out better noise. What a solution to your tinny, tiny amplification problems: simple, clever and far more useful than trying to play a real concertina too! More... |
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Tyvek Wallets Pocket this Bored of leather? Put your money where your mouth is (not literally, it tastes funny) and buy one of these hi-tech wallets that resemble folded paper. Choose from an airmail envelope, international newspaper or computer printout. More... |
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Doggles Calling cool canines! Protective eyewear for dogs. Protect your pooch's eyes from harmful UV rays and make him/her look wooftastically cool in the process with Doggles - the über-trendy shades (yes, shades!) for fashionable four-legged friends everywhere.As seen on CNN! More... |
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Star Wars Phone Flashers I have felt it, my master Don't wait for tremors in the Force; these seemingly telepathic Star Wars characters wiggle and flash the parsec your cell phone rings. Simply attach one to your cape and you'll never miss a call or text from Jabba again. More... |
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Star Wars Mimobots These are the memory sticks you're looking for! Why store valuable data and Death Star plans on flimsy CDs when you can use classic Star Wars characters that double as USB memory sticks? Ultra-cool and highly collectable, Mimobots make other storage solutions look about as hip as a pile of womp rat droppings! More... |
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Muvi Micro Camcorder Small but epic Capture any moment you fancy with this staggeringly titchy, wearable camcorder that's so idiot-proof even a ham-fisted monkey could use it – assuming it can yelp, because as well as one-button recording the Muvi is voice activated. "Ooh, ooh…action!" More... |
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I Am Not A Paper Cup Ceramic take on a paper classic Here at Firebucks we love those coffee shop to-go cups. Unfortunately they're made of flimsy paper. Enter this ceramic version of a modern design icon. Featuring a flexi-top for maximum slurpability, it's the ideal vessel for stay-at-home coffee fans. Chocolate sprinkles? More... |
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UBFunkeys Won't you take me to Funkeytown? Collectable art toys have collided with a secret online universe in the shape of UBFunkeys - cute little USB-friendly creatures that can be connected to your computer in order to unlock the world of Funkeytown. Virtual genius! More... |
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The WineRack My cups runneth over Hey girls - must improve your bust? Then do it with a stealth wine dispenser that you wear like a bra. As well as allowing you to secrete and sip drinks wherever you may roam, this boob-enhancing gizmo will increase your cup size by two full cups. Gulp! More... |
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Toastabags For the lazy, not gourmets With one of these, you'll never leave the oven on again. Because you can cook things like eggs, bacon and grits without the need of a stove or grill. More... |
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Khet Hit me with those laser beams What do you get when you cross a chess-style board game with a couple of class I lasers? No, not pawn flambé but Khet, a hi-tech game of strategy with an ancient Egyptian twist. We sphinx you'll love it! More... |
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Waboba Water Ball The ball that ker-splosh-boings on water Ever get that sinking feeling when you're playing catch in the sea? You won't if you're chucking this revolutionary ball around as it miraculously skips and bounces on water. More... |
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Cassette Tape Dispenser A retro icon returns. Sort of... Audio tape sucked but cassettes remain icons of retro design. So hats off to the creators of these C90 style dispensers because each hard rubber 'cassette' reels off transparent tape as opposed to a hissy top 40 countdown from 1987. Ideal for music loving office workers. More... |
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2 Carat Mug With this ring, I thee make tea Darling, would you do me the honor of... holding this mug! Hilarious to some, crushing to others, this highly amusing porcelain mug has an engagement ring-style handle complete with genuine Swarovski crystal. Best of all you can't see the mug when you open the presentation box. Haha! More... |
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Trick or Tater Time to jump out of your skins! Everyone's favourite vegetable with attitude has just gone over to the dark side! That's right, Mr Potato Head is now the spectral agent of Halloween chills thanks to a brand new seasonal edition of trick-or-treatin' gear that's guaranteed to lend some magic to your porch this fall... More... |
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R/C Drinks Cooler Beers on wheels More preposterous than Richard Simmons and Nicole Richie combined, this R/C beer cooler is the ultimate gizmo for lazy boozers. Simply fill it with ice and pop in the cold ones. With a 30ft range, it's every thirsty couch potato's dream. More... |
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Tangent Quattro WiFi Alarm Radio Hello world! You can't take your computer to bed (well okay you can) but you can still wake up to internet radio with this plug and play Wi-Fi alarm radio that gives instant access to over 6000 stations from around the globe. It even streams audio files from your PC and doubles as a speaker for your MP3 player. Pure ear candy! More... |
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Flying Alarm Clock It flies off the handle... and so will you! The most irksomely effective alarm clock ever created, this devious contraption features a propeller-driven module that flies off when it's time to wakey wakey. Worse still, you have to get out of bed and replace it to shut it up. Aargh! More... |
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Wi-Fi Detecting T-Shirt The ultimate in geek chic attire Why waste time scanning for hot spots when you can check out local WiFi connections with this geeky but hip tee that displays signal strength via several glowing bars. It's style, Jim, but not as we know it! Another Firebox US First! More... |
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Zip Code Puzzles We know where you live! Like all the best ideas Zip Code Puzzles are loaded with why-didn't-I-think-of that? factor. Sadly you didn't, so listen up. These absorbing map-style jigsaws are personalized to feature the area surrounding your favourite address. Simply send a full address and zip code of choice and leave the rest to us. More... |
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Spotlight Torch The car lighter light! Ever found yourself in a tight spot and couldn't see the light at the end of the tunnel? Who needs it when you've brought your own beams with you - this handy torch plugs into your car's cigarette lighter for illumination in a jiffy. More... |
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Desktop LED Christmas Tree Nordic 9 volter Forget buckets and logs, this particular Christmas tree uses a 9V battery as its base. Granted it's small but with 16 flashing LEDs it's ideal for adding festive cheer to your desk. And seeing as 'tis the season to be jolly we'll even throw in the battery. More... |
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Bill Clinton Corkscrew The presidential bottle-popper Democrats and Republicans are going to love taking President Clinton firmly in hand and asking him to open up - and with no need for expensive cigars or dry cleaning bills... More... |
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Recycled Juice Bags What waste! Now you can do your part to save the planet, help impoverished communities and look über-stylish to boot. How? By buying an ethically-produced bag made from recycled juice cartons. No Bono required. More... |
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Space Invaders LED Doormat Dum, dum, dum, dum! Show visitors the alarming extent of your geekocity the second they approach your door with this motion-sensitive doormat that features an ominous LED Space Invader display. No, really. More... |
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Senz Stealth Umbrella Brolly good show Forget embarrassing umbrella incidents - this revolutionary rain repeller utilizes futuristic stealth-bomber styling to prevent it from blowing inside out. In fact it can withstand gale force gusts. With weather like ours, you know it makes Senz! More... |
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My Little Pony Collectors Set Here horsey, horsey Every little princess wants a pony. Sadly they don't come cheap - or in lots of pretty colors. Maybe that's why gazillions of girls went gaga over My Little Pony. And now you can get combing all over again with these re-issues of the flowing-maned horses that caused a sensation. More... |
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Chalenj! Simply the best? How many silly walks can you do? How many nuts can you name? How many Madonna songs can you sing? Find out in this hilarious game where players challenge each other to be the best in various categories. Making a fool out of yourself has never been such fun! More... |
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Cap'n Danger Stunt Monkey Hey, hey, it's the monkey There must be more preposterous things than a parachuting primate, but right now we can't think of any. Simply drop this death-defying ape from a window or hurl him in the air and his 'chute deploys, allowing him to descend safely towards terra firma. Don't ask. More... |
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Freudian Slippers Crazy footwear? It's all in your mind Cold feet? What you need is some psychiatric help, and here it is in the shape of these hilariously silly slippers that look just like everyone's favorite beardy Austrian psychoanalyst. Ooh, jah! More... |
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Half Pint Mug Chug! Chug! Chug! For those of you who love hot drinks but think regular mugs are for softies, here's the perfect compromise. This ingenious twin-walled ceramic mug is the shape of a pint glass, but it will keep nearly half a pint of your favorite hot drink nice and warm. Last call! More... |
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His & Hers Keyholders Keys? Stick 'em where it hurts! Keys belong in locks, not bowls, ashtrays or behind the sofa. That's why these chic keyholders make perfect sense. Wall mountable, each chrome-plated figure has a 'lock' in a highly sensitive position, so you'll never forget where to stick the supplied keyring. Ouch! More... |
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Cathedral Get medieval on thine opponents! In this award-winning medieval game of competition and rivalry, thou must block and out-maneuver thine opponent. Sounds simple but 'tis more addictive than the finest honey mead. More... |
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Momiji Dolls Big in Japan Say konnichiwa to Momiji, a new generation of über-cool Japanese art dolls. These highly collectable hand-painted friendship figures contain tiny message cards for you to personalise, and they make ideal gifts/desktop companions. Arigato and sayonara. More... |
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DIY Duct Tape Wallet It's what your money was made for If you've ever scoffed at the concept of duct tape wallets, claiming you could make one yourself, now's your chance. This kit contains everything you need to make an unbelievably urban, industrial-strength wallet, including pre-cut tape, special inserts and detailed instructions. More... |
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Ducti Wallet The king of wallets Urban chic just doesn't get any, er, urbaner, than the ultra stylish Ducti Wallet. Handmade from Super Duct Tape, this quality cash container is the only wallet you'll ever need. More... |
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Dave's Gourmet Private Reserve Hot Sauce Ith my thtongue thtill on fire? Nuke your tastebuds with this insanely hot sauce that renders rival brews impotent. Off the scale heat-wise, each tongue-scorching bottle has been signed by the saucemeister himself, vintage dated and then laid to rest in a presentation coffin. Nyaargh! More... |
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Swiss Tech Multi-Tool Toolboxes? Who needs 'em! You can keep your cuckoo clocks; the latest must-have accessory from Switzerland is these ingenious micro multi-tools. Tiny enough for a keyring yet it features 6 or 8 precision tools! Toolboxes? Who needs 'em! More... |
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Brain Trainer Because brains need exercise too! If you've gradually battered your brain via beer and chemicals, help is at hand. This groundbreaking gizmo might look like a posh calculator but it's actually designed to train your brain via a series of simple mathematical drills. Already huge in Japan, buying one is a no-brainer. More... |
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Celebrity Weighing Scales How do you weigh up to the stars? Pounds and ounces? Boring! This is the age of celebrity, so why not compare your weight with a few select stars? Simply step aboard these amusing bathroom scales and see if you're heavier than Roseanne or punier than the Karate Kid. More... |
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Rose Bath Lights Blooms at bath time Add an exotic, spa-style feel to bath time without all that petal-scattering nonsense with these gorgeous floating lights. Shaped like elegant roses, each buoyant bloom phases through various relaxing colors as it bobs around the bath tub. Sheer bliss! More... |
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Paint Your Own CowParade Cow Go paint a cow. You herd! CowParade is an international public art exhibit where cow sculptures are decorated by local artists. Now you can join in on the fun by customizing your very own mini resin moo-cow. With six water-based paint tubs and a quality paintbrush the possibilities are udderly endless. Moooo! More... |
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