As of early next year, the legendary Duff Beer will be no more.
The factory is ceasing production and we can only place one more order.
No more pretending we're Duff Man
No more re-creating Moe's tavern in our living room
No more mindlessly channelling Barny Gumble and belching like a pig
It's the saddest news we've heard all year.
We'd never encourage panic buying. But start panic buying.