A pig’s climax lasts for 30 mind blowing minutes. Smug little pink strumpets writhing in the mud. That's an awfully long time and us cursed humans can only dream of such lengthy ecstasy.
It's therefore very fitting that the closest we can get to this frenzied serenity is by consuming extra thick rashes of home-cured bacon, made with the Original Bacon Kit.
Feast on porky reparations and experience multiple bacon orgasms.