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Wednesday 12th June 2013

The day you've been waiting nearly a year for is FINALLY on the horizon again. Hallelujah! What a glorious event!  

Yep, for those of you who have been living under a vodka soaked rock, it's that time of year when we celebrate the juniper berries greatest (only) gift to the world. 

Yes - this Saturday (June 15th) it's World Gin Day! Get in.  

To tie in to this monumental event, here are things we sell that have gin in them. Go and buy them. Don't think twice. It's important you don't think twice. 


Gin with a worm in it. Pretty cool. A proper low-fi English take on the show-off spirits you get with scorpions in them. Or snakes. Or bison. Or weasels. 

This gin won a load of awards recently for basically tasting fantastic. Which sounds like a bit of an oxymoron as no spirit tastes nice neat. Anyone who says they do, is having you on. 

This has got gin in it. I think. It has it on the label anyway. It might look like a load of wet wotsits in a light curry sauce, but it's actually bloody delicious. 

Valley legGINgs. Look it's a spurious day anyway, so we're leaving these in. And they're on sale. 

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