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This is what you get to see when you drink our Absinthe...

Thursday 6th June 2013

These are just a few of the characters you can expect to see if you drink our Professor Cornelius Ampleforth's Cold-Distilled Absinthe. 

Gary:

Uncle Gnat:

Family reunion:

They come when you're asleep. They're your new friends. They have powers you wouldn't believe. 

Absinthe should be taken with great care. Once you open a portal, it's hard to close it. 

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