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Haven’t you heard?

Tuesday 11th February 2014

Haven't you heard?

Every time an order is placed with us, we humbly ask that you reveal how you heard about Firebox in the first place. It gives us a chance to discover how the Firebox word gets around, and for you to write something truly hilarious. Here's a few recent favourites:

"Angels & Urchins" -  Whilst this almost certainly refers to a well-known magazine, we're under the assumption that this customer hears divine voices in their head and runs a London soup kitchen.

"A girl I have had a crush on told me about it, so I started looking at all the products you had on offer to use as a topic of conversation in future endeavours" - NERD ALERT! No in all seriousness, this guy has got it spot on. Attentiveness is the cherished golden crowbar to the weary door of love. As is this.

"Your mum" - Always good to know she's still championing us. Hi Sheila

"Swingers party" - A commonly recurring answer. We've started to wonder if it's all from the same party. We're also wondering where this party takes place and what time it usually kicks off.

"A horrific sacrificial ritual involving stoats" - We're not at liberty to reveal precisely what this customer ordered. Needless to say those stoats did not die in vain.

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