Just one left and no one wants to buy it. Why? Because it's a device that cubes a f*cking egg.
But really there's so much more to it than that:
*Update* - It's been sold! So here's 10 reasons to pre-order one.
1. You could use it as a cruel castration device
2. Cook perfectly square omelets every time
3. Make yourself an edible egg dice. Do not eat it until you roll a 6
4. Probably also works with strawberries and shalots
5. Create hundreds of egg cubes and build yourself a luxurious egg villa
6. Keep your contact lenses in it, you square eyes
7. Pop the eggs in the freezer = delicious ice cubes that won't dilute your drink
8. Pretend they're marshmallows and roast them over an open fire
9. As the cartoon emblem suggests, crush an entire swan inside it
10. Just an enjoyable and messy way to crack an unboiled egg