We've been looking at this infected and horrifying Zombie Head Decanter. The way he's covering his ears, the forlorn and distressed look on his face, the inconsolable despair. Are Zombies actually just horrifically hungover?
Dead behind the eyes – check
Slurred speech – check
Insatiable thirst – check
Wilted facial features – check
Mild drooling – check
Sensitivity to light and sound – check
Rotten breath – check
Sluggish physical movement – check
Irritable growling – check
Compelling isn't it. We definitely think we're on to something there. Why not test our theory and fill up this gloriously grim piece of glassware with your finest alcoholic elixir; pop the cork and prepare to join the weary and welcoming ranks of the undead.