Red Wine – ruining smiles since 9000BC
No matter how daintily you sip, you still end up looking like a loveable street-urchin with crusty lips and horrifically stained teeth. But now, thanks to the Wine Wipes you can enjoy the very richest crimson vino without feeling you've got to drink through a straw or carry an emergency toothbrush around with you.
Coming in a pocket-sized pot with a very handy mirrored base, you can effortlessly remove those wretched burgundy stains and keep your lips looking luscious and your teeth pearly white. Best of all, despite their intense cleaning powers, these wonder wipes won't affect the taste of your next glass.