Perhaps you have a “loud, tempestuous side” or you're “a cerebral soul with a great capacity for imaginative, rigorous thought,” maybe you "feel pulled in different directions" and possess an “acute sense of responsibility and concern for others.” There’s only one fun way to uncover these highly specific and concealed character traits - The Inkblot Personality Test.
Ever since Hermann Rorschach accidentally crushed his pen in a book (or however he actually came up with the idea) people have been fascinated by these eye-catching semi-symmetrical images. Open to endless interpretation, there is simply no right or wrong answer...
A dancing lobster brandishing a pair of ripe bananas, a couple of milk maids engaged in a staring contest or perhaps just one mesmeric whispering eye. Let your brain get creative.
Naturally the test is best carried out with others, and with twelve vibrant and thought-provoking ink-blots, each with their own detailed speculative diagnoses, you'll all be unlocking your subconscious in no time.