Let us hope that nobody in your home or office is interested in religious-looking books. Why? Because this particularly ingenious hardback features a clever cut-out section containing a quality 4oz stainless steel hip flask.
Booze is the food of gods!
The Good Book has been specially created for all you sinners who enjoy a sneaky snifter. Simply fill the gleaming hip flask with your spirit of choice, place it in the cut-out section and slap shut this beautifully crafted book.
You can then bung your Good Book on the nearest shelf, or slip it in your office drawer, safe in the knowledge would-be thieves (or angelic colleagues) won't bother flicking through your cunningly disguised reading matter when searching for the source of your dubious-smelling breath.
The Good Book is also great for transporting your booze without raising suspicion. Because lets face it, hiding a hip flask in your holster or cowboy boots is simply not appropriate in this day and age. Unless of course you're a maverick cop or a rootin' tootin' cowboy. (In which case, shouldn't you be busy handing over your gun and badge or saddling up?).
Wine maketh merry
Speaking of mavericks, there's something inexplicably cool about secreting your booze in a book. If Clint Eastwood ever stars in a Tarantino movie we feel sure he'd have a copy of the Good Book in his non-Magnum-toting hand. And as for Samuel L. Jackson
well, he's already got one. Probably.
This particular Good Book is unlikely to deliver you from evil, and it's sure to lead you into temptation. So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get ordering!