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Swear Socks

Sock it to 'em
Express yourself with this proper filthy underwear
Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
Three superbly smutty pairs to choose from
Made from combed cotton so they're really f*cking soft
Bless your rotten socks
Free UK Delivery Over £100
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Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Socks are the single best way of expressing yourself. It used to be the case that they'd just coyly peak out from beneath your trousers, offering a flash of colour, a glimpse of your personality. Well no more. These sensational Swear Socks are to be pulled up nice and high, pride of place for all to behold.

Pouring down with rain outside and you need a pithy little pick-me-up? Perhaps you're just feeling particularly lazy and require some smutty Latin encouragement to get the most out of your day. Or maybe you're just a total sock whore (if you don't know what it is then you probably aren't one).

Let the world know exactly who are you and how you're feeling by pulling on this proper filthy underwear.

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Please Note:
  • Machine wash on cold. Tumble dry on a medium heat
Product Features:
  • Express yourself with this dirty underwear
  • Three superbly smutty varieties – Sock Whore, Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem & F*ck This Shit
  • Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
  • Made from 53% combed cotton (f*ck me they're soft), 44% nylon and 3% spandex
  • Socks are one size only – Women's 5-10
Customer reviews
"Simply the best socks I the world I wear them EVERYWHERE. And always get comments."
Nadine Nour - 24th of February, 2016
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